I'm a New York City native and a bit of a cynic from what I've been told. 

I have full blown nerd and I'm way past hiding it or tiptoeing around it. (no anime and I suck at math)

I'm adamantly anti organized religion. frankly I'm scared to death of the number of people in this country waiting for the second coming of Christ Instead of acting in their own best interest. ( Do they not expect it to take him longer the second time?)

I spend most of my free time reading and drinking beer in a can.

I'm preposterous, a worrynaut, a shrouded sorcerer, and an eccentric intellectual with definitely more than just a touch of strange.

In my mind home smells like cigarettes, burnt coffee and the must of used paperbacks. In reality it probably smells like someone smoking a joint in a locker room. 

I have a million stories and I'll tell you all of them

I'm finishing my undergrad degree in English. I'm still deciding what i want to do after i graduate, not sure if I want to take out 100k+ for law school. For the time being I am waiting tables and modeling to pay the rent. My passion is writing science fiction short stories, too bad no one has bought them since the 70's.

Throwing things in the air and catching them in my mouth! I'm not kidding I almost never miss.

Unfortunately the hair

Ah where to start. I read everyday, mostly classic science fiction (i.e Clarke, Ellison, Sturgeon, Pohl, Vonnegut) but i also love American Modernism and post modernism, history and social science. Odepia Mass is out there and i know it. Whitman, Wallace Stevens, Robert Service, James dickey.
Judas priest, kiss,pantera. Warren Zevon, outlaw country, del shannon. Blue Oyster Cult!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u2tjOL0Wpc
Anything with guitar solos really.
I love film and collect VHS tapes Italian horror and giallo, clive barker, Werner Herzog, Steve McQueen, Argento. My favorite shows are Star Trek (TNG and TOS) and the Twilight Zone.

Distractions
Speculative fiction
stress
My buddies
NYC
Cowboy boots.

Space, memetics, the future of mankind.

Slaying dragons and chasing girls, or is it the other way around? I can never remember.

Anger management courses are the most infuriating this ever.

If you have had any idea what I've been talking about.