Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a French model.
Schadenfreude. That's my brain in one word.
I've driven across the US a few times, and have been to every
coastal state (if you don't consider Alaska to be a "coastal
state"). I love to travel when I can, and I'd like to visit some
other places in the world soon.
Decided to change this since I haven't been essentially residing in
Connecticut for well over a year now...
What I’m doing with my life
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Keeping the world safe for democracy, one electrode at a time (I
weld on fast-attack submarines).
Also doing very nerdy projects, like engineering weather-balloon
apparatus to approximate how much radiation Felix Baumgartner was
exposed to on his record-breaking near-space jump. All because a
friend said "I wonder how much radiation Felix Baumgartner was
exposed to on his record-breaking near-space jump."
As of late, I've been spending most of my nights shedding my beer
gut. This is a new thing for me, and I have to say I'm pleased at
how well I'm doing.
I'm going to tackle at least one-third of the White Mountains
4000-footers this year... if life doesn't get in the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Roundhouse kicking the heads off of villains! I have over 9000
trophies to attest to my roundhouse-kicking abilities.
I'm told that my ability to recall song lyrics is impressive.
Friends tell me that I can pull it together and rock the microphone
to some Run DMC karaoke style, even if I'm sloppy-drunk.
Also, I can drop some serious geek knowledge when I have to.
...and explain it about as well as Bill Nye can.
I like to take photographs with film, although I'm not sure how
good I am at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books? I love the shit out of some books! Fight Club (the ending of
the book was better than the movie), 1984, Marine Sniper, Shadow
Divers, Brave New World, One Man's Wilderness. I tend to read
sensationalized nonfiction. If I read fiction, it's almost always
Movies- Fight Club, Moon, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The
Big Lebowski, Star Wars (the Holy Trilogy- not that episode 1 2 3
bullshit), Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers, Clerks. I also like
somewhat mindless action films like the first two Terminator films,
the first three Die Hard films...
Television- The Colbert Report, Wilfred, Aqua Teen Hunger Force...
Music- I could go on for days. I'll just say that I'm not big on
country, opera, or buttrock. If you've ever had Deltron 3030,
Weezer's blue album, or any Miles Davis on heavy rotation for any
length of time- we will get along swimmingly. I have a tendency to
enjoy anything produced by Prince Paul and/or Dan the Automator,
and a kind of picky selection of punk rock.
Food- I like food. Food tastes good. Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
turkey legs, raw fish eyes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Swiss army knife, duct tape, paper clip, leather jacket, aviator
Wait, no. Those are the things that MacGyver could never do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dead mathematicians. Metallurgy. The WOD. Reproductive habits of
sarlaacs. Ambient pressure. RF Propagation on upper HF. Why is my
dog doing that? Where is my floss? I need to floss my teeth
right-fucking-now. Laundry. Why does it seem like there is always
laundry to be done?
Also, I always have at least one song stuck in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
scoring with Ms. Pac-Man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still sometimes listen to early 90s grunge.
You should message me if
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You're not a douchebag, and have something to say.
Or if you want to go kayaking. I like doing that.
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