29 Pittsburgh, PA
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I'm not sure what to say here... I like craft beer and camping - one at a time is fine but they're better together. I like coming up with new and craftsy things to do because I don't like spending money and I don't need a guy to spend money on me either. I'm quite artsy-fartsy but I also like watching stupid TV shows and sitting on my porch drinking wine and laughing at the insanity that is life.

My opinions on football run deep and if you don't like that I know more about the sport than you, you should probably just move away from my profile now. If you're not a Steelers fan, or if you are a Patriots/Browns/Ravens fan you should probably just die now. You're fighting a losing battle. Just a friendly suggestion.

I'm sarcastic.

I enjoy watching golf and playing soccer. I do not play golf and I do not watch soccer.

I would rather have an intelligent conversation with my cats than be trapped in a ridiculously stupid conversation with someone who has no opinion, or worse, a strong opinion based on incorrect information.

Basically, I'm amazing, and I'm kind of a big deal... and a member of NerdFighteria. DFTBA.

I do not take myself seriously. That does NOT mean that you shouldn't.
What I’m doing with my life
Working two jobs and saving money to build a tiny house! No, I am not a hipster (I think). Yes, I'm seriously building one.
I’m really good at
Being hilarious. Seriously. I'm hilarious. And sexy.

I am pretty good at writing I think, but all writers question their abilities from time to time. I'm also pretty decent at drawing and painting, and I love playing soccer. I'm not necessarily GOOD at soccer, I just like playing. I'm also a huge band geek from high school and I've played clarinet for the past 17 years.

Did I mention I'm hilarious?

On a serious note, I am very self-aware, which I think is rare these days with all the distractions of life. I find myself watching too much TV and hiding from life, instead of going out there and enjoying it. I'd rather go into the woods for a week with no running water and explore than hide in my house and have the TV on. I'm really good at building campfires, too.

I'm really good at getting lost in the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
My crazy hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book."

Here's the thing about books and music and TV and movies and me - my favorites are always changing. For now...

Books: The Fault in Our Stars, anything by a Bronte or Jane Austen (especially Wuthering Heights), every Harry Potter book because I'm amazing, any play by Shakespeare (though I realize this is not, in fact, a "book"), Prozac Nation, and Illusions.

Movies: Too many to list, though Boondock Saints is always a favorite. I love horror movies and I've even started watching (some) alone.

TV Shows: Survivor, Law and Order: SVU, American Horror Story, The Sing-Off, Chopped, Cutthroat Kitchen... maybe I watch too much TV...?

Music: I like all music except some rap, but I tend to listen to music like Something Corporate, Mae, Say Anything, Phillip Phillips, or a capella. I can also get into country music, especially during the summer.

Food: I like pizza. And potatoes - any kind of way.
The six things I could never do without
1.) A notebook & a pen
2.) Chapstick
3.) A really soft blanket
4.) My HTC One M8 & headphones (& access to Pandora)
5.) My family and best friends
6.) [The rest is still unwritten]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life. In general and under a microscope. I write poetry so it's kinda part of who I am.

Myself. But not in a "I'm awesome" kinda way. More of an introspective "what else am I here for" kinda way.

The future. Because where I want to go and where I seem to be headed do not seem to match right now. I'm figuring out in which direction I truly want to go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I have two jobs right now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have this weird thing about guys' hands... I think guys' hands should be sort of rough, complete with callouses. If your hands are smaller or softer than mine, I will immediately distrust you. Weird, right?!?
You should message me if
You love fun, aren't a creeper, and don't like drama.

If you're super uptight you probably shouldn't bother, because sometimes I make a fool of myself which requires a bit of understanding and patience.

You should also probably not bother if you don't take the time to proofread or use punctuation. I will not respond. One missed apostrophe won't automatically disqualify you, but it will certainly make me think twice about replying.

Also, please do not expect me to be all "fun fun fun" all the time. I recently updated this profile because, although I am hilarious AND sarcastic AND fun, I sometimes have very thoughtful days. I am not a light person. I am a writer, a thinker, and a doer, and all of those things sometimes require deep thought. If you are looking for a shallow girl, just run away right now. That would be best for both of us.