Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


26 Chicago, IL Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:34pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Years ago I made a Faustian bargain in which I got super math skills, encyclopedic knowledge of the Simpsons, the ability to tell a pun in any situation (seriously, I can pretty much tell them on cue--and R, S, and T too) and various other nerdy traits. Unfortunately, I gave up the ability to have non-awkward social interactions.

I like talking about history, mythology, math, science, science-fiction, superheroes, speculative theories about things going on between the lines in popular (or at least popular to nerds) stories (including ASOIAF, Portal, Zelda, and Breaking Bad). I like playing board games, video games, and pinball. I also will nerd-out about good beer and football (there's so much game theory and statistical information in the game; the baseball sabermetrics people should come to the concussive side--we have something I don't remember).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went to a phd program straight out of college. That was a mistake. After two years I left, moved to a new city (this one), and got a masters degree in a useful skill. I now work for a pretty large tech company, and it's great. The real world is so much better than school; I get to leave work at the end of the day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
math; physics; snarking; telling puns; grilling; tasting beer; pinball; quoting and referencing The Simpsons, Futurama, and The West Wing; intellectual discussions, debates, and arguments; fencing; lifting heavy stuff that one who looked at me would think me incapable of lifting; correctly knowing how to use commas and semicolons in creating lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to say the puns. However, it's likely my height (or rather my lack there of).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: ASOIAF by GRRM. Other favorites include: American Gods, World War Z, Discworld, The Guide.
Movies: Princess Bride is the only one that stands out.
Shows: Daily Show, Colbert Report, Simpsons, anything by Sorkin, anything by Whedon. The other series I currently watch include Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, and Legend of Korra.
Food: There are four food groups: grilled, fried, alcoholic, carbonated. The rest is merely calorie containing garnish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Televised football.
The internet.
Close friends.
People smarter than me in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Many things. Some that come to mind right now are: Group Theory, Early Modern Metaphysics and Epistemology, numbers, how most people are functionally innumerate, possible universes and the meaning of that phrase, grammar, politics, the meanings of colors in Breaking Bad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, maybe going barhopping and exploring good beers, perhaps at a comedy or improv show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am absurdly kinky. I am a sub-leaning switch, and have been told I have a high pain tolerance. If you are on fetlife and OKC, and want to know more specific, send me a message here and I'll tell you my handle on there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
the other stuff in my profile makes you want to message me,
especially if you are a nerdy girl who loves to cuddle while marathoning awesome tv shows or cartoons.