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green_eyed_nerd

24 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Years ago I made a Faustian bargain in which I got super math skills, encyclopedic knowledge of the Simpsons, the ability to tell a pun in any situation (seriously, I can pretty much tell them on cue--and R, S, and T too) and various other nerdy traits. Unfortunately, I gave up the ability to have non-awkward social interactions.

I like talking about history, mythology, math, science, science-fiction, superheroes, speculative theories about things going on between the lines in popular (or at least popular to nerds) stories (including ASOIAF, Portal, Zelda, and Breaking Bad). I like playing board games, video games, and pinball. I also will nerd-out about good beer and football (there's so much game theory and statistical information in the game; the baseball sabermetrics people should come to the concussive side--we have something I don't remember).
I’m really good at
math; physics; snarking; telling puns; grilling; tasting beer; pinball; quoting and referencing The Simpsons, Futurama, and The West Wing; intellectual discussions, debates, and arguments; fencing; lifting heavy stuff that one who looked at me would think me incapable of lifting; correctly knowing how to use commas and semicolons in creating lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to say the puns. However, it's likely my height (or rather my lack there of).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: ASOIAF by GRRM. Other favorites include: American Gods, World War Z, Discworld, The Guide.
Movies: Princess Bride is the only one that stands out.
Shows: Daily Show, Colbert Report, Simpsons, anything by Sorkin, anything by Whedon. The other series I currently watch include Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, and Legend of Korra.
Food: There are four food groups: grilled, fried, alcoholic, carbonated. The rest is merely calorie containing garnish.
The six things I could never do without
Televised football.
The internet.
Close friends.
Meat.
Coke.
People smarter than me in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Many things. Some that come to mind right now are: Group Theory, Early Modern Metaphysics and Epistemology, numbers, how most people are functionally innumerate, possible universes and the meaning of that phrase, grammar, politics, the meanings of colors in Breaking Bad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, maybe going barhopping and exploring good beers, perhaps at a comedy or improv show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am absurdly kinky. I am a sub-leaning switch, and have been told I have a high pain tolerance. If you are on fetlife and OKC, and want to know more specific, send me a message here and I'll tell you my handle on there.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
the other stuff in my profile makes you want to message me,
especially if you are a nerdy girl who loves to cuddle while marathoning awesome tv shows or cartoons.