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greencandles

25 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking up a lot of hobbies, and acting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching and picking up cats
Taming angry, fat cats
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think I might be one of those people who always looks like they're about to say something even when they're not. Sorry for the confusion, professors, bartenders, and strangers sitting across from me on the train.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Clark Ashton Smith, David Foster Wallace, J.G. Ballard, Guy Debord, H.P. Lovecraft. Also a ton of comics - Daytripper, Frank, The Maxx, Blankets, Lint, lots of student work/independent comics.

Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Kissed, Eraserhead, Fargo, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, The Cruise, Songs from the Second Floor

Music: The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Wire (etc.)

Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Frasier, Freakazoid, Seinfeld, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows, Roseanne.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good ideas, bad ideas, people I really love talking to, some sort of creative outlet whether it's visual, a noise-making device, or some sort of performance to work on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if I paid more attention in science class as a kid?

Fantasizing about playing a bumbling camp counselor on a Nickelodeon TV series with John C.Reilly as my boss.

Stories I'll never finish.

Morbid stuff.

Leaving a positive impact on other people's lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching an after-party for something somewhere but missing the actual event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dated a sideshow performer who taught me how to put stuff up my nose and pull it out of my mouth. It's a stellar weirdo magnet for parties - and I happen to have a strong preference for weirdos.

Needless to say, Gonzo is my spirit Muppet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You don't think I'm completely insufferable after reading this!
-You want to send each other mail art.
-You don't take yourself too seriously.
-You won't take me too seriously.
-Your imagination and common sense peacefully co-exist.
-You feel that time/experience is more important than space/money.