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27 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18-33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 8:28am
- Relationship Type
- Mostly monogamous
- 5' 11" (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Dropped out of University
- Doesn’t have kids
- English (Fluently)
I also dabble in sound synthesis, piano, and recently model painting (Miniature figurines and sculptures, not naked people. Although that's fine, too.)
I have a few different life plans. Seeing which come to pass.
Being a living parody of myself
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts
Making weird songs
Strange men tell me to smile sometimes. I understand .5 of your struggle.
Also, Clark Ashton Smith, Harlan Ellison, David Foster Wallace, J.G. Ballard, Guy Debord, H.P. Lovecraft.
Comics - Daytripper, Frank, The Maxx, Blankets, Lint, lots of student work/independent comics.
Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Gummo, Eraserhead, Fargo, Evil Dead 2, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, Pink Flamingos, Songs from the Second Floor - I love and appreciate many more movies than this. This is just sort of a taste sampler.
Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Nervous Gender Wire (etc.) Also just a taste sampler.
Sometimes I talk to R. Stevie Moore on Facebook and it's more fluttery-feeling and nerve-wracking than trying to impress a crush.
Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Parks and Rec, Community, Freakazoid, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows.
Everybody Loves Raymond makes me feel more uneasy about family life than Eraserhead.
Food: I eat like Tony Soprano the first time he saw a bowl of Fettucini Alfredo.
What do I even want?
Am I going to be an old man listening to cassette tapes of electric violin feedback living off of eggs, beans, and the emotional current created by the polarities of unending curiosity and aching bitterness? Will I be doing exactly that, think back on the time of me writing this, now, fingers tapping plastic keys, and say "Oh fuck. Ah fuck. Gahd dammit."?
Stories I'll never finish.
Love and death and all those mandatory brain problems.
Infinity and nothingness and things that must exist but are too vast and terrifying to comprehend. Forces of motion and time. The structure of life feeling like the structure of a joke.
How hard it is to find a real genuine side-hurting belly laugh these days.
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