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25 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:17pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I want to be impulsive like a goblin, but wise like a wizard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being that guy who was on that show or that commercial for a few minutes and having mixed feelings about it. I'm also teaching myself sound synthesis and writing some songs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching and picking up cats
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler, or the worst illustration major at SVA
Walking around in spring stilts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think I might be one of those people who always looks like they're about to say something even when they're not. Sorry for the confusion, professors, servers, and strangers sitting across from me on the train.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Clark Ashton Smith, David Foster Wallace, J.G. Ballard, Guy Debord, H.P. Lovecraft. Also a ton of comics - Daytripper, Frank, The Maxx, Blankets, Lint, lots of student work/independent comics.

Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Kissed, Eraserhead, Fargo, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, The Cruise

Music: The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Wire (etc.)

Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Frasier, Freakazoid, Seinfeld, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows, Roseanne.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good ideas, bad ideas, people I really love talking to, some sort of creative outlet whether it's visual, a noise-making device, or some sort of performance to work on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How language gets pretty convoluted.

What if I paid more attention in science class as a kid?

Subconscious & dream states.

Fantasizing about playing a bumbling camp counselor on a Nickelodeon TV series with John C.Reilly as my boss.

Stories I'll never finish.

Morbid stuff.

Leaving a positive impact on other people's lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching an after-party for something somewhere but missing the actual event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really dance because it makes me look like android Robin Williams if he were hollowed out and filled with Flubber. In certain costume party type scenarios this is okay, though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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-You want to send each other mail art.
-You don't take yourself too seriously.
-You won't take me too seriously.
-Your imagination and common sense peacefully co-exist.
-You feel that time/experience is more important than space/money.