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26 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 9:23am
- Relationship Type
- Mostly monogamous
- 5' 11" (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Dropped out of University
- Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
- English (Fluently)
Taming angry, fat cats
Being a living parody of myself
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts
I'm sorta good at:
Playing theremin & programming synthesizers
Also I'm pretty pale and apparently look like I'm about to say something even when I'm not.
Strange men tell me to smile sometimes. I understand .5 of your struggle.
Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Gummo, Eraserhead, Fargo, Evil Dead 2, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, Pink Flamingos, Songs from the Second Floor - I love and appreciate many more movies than this. This is just sort of a taste sampler.
Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Nervous Gender Wire (etc.) Also just a taste sampler.
Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Parks and Rec, Community, Freakazoid, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows.
Everybody Loves Raymond makes me feel more uneasy about family life than Eraserhead.
Food: I eat like a fat cartoon dad. I eat like Lucifer put me on this earth to make health nerds scream. I eat like Tony Soprano the first time he saw a bowl of Fettucini Alfredo.
What if I paid more attention in science class as a kid?
Stories I'll never finish.
Love and death and all those mandatory brain problems.
Why is it easier for me to accept the Marquis de Sade's sadism than John Lennon's?
Recently: Ork armies.
Many years ago, I met a girl on here looking for a "partner in crime", so we stole a bunch of beer and beans from a superstore - which makes me both a literalist and a retired super villain. Now you know.
Also I really really want an ATV.
You're passionate, immature, jaded, and your life is in flux. (Cool, me too.)
You use a lot of parenthesis in real life. Or foot notes.
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