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26 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 5:56pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
I think I might be more happy leaving the city and living in a shack with a parrot or a very loyal owl and a small pipe organ or something, but that won't be happening for a few more years.
Taming angry, fat cats
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts
I'm sorta good at:
Playing theremin & programming synthesizers
Also I have a dorky Charlie Chaplin type walk that I do unless I'm consciously trying not to.
Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Kissed, Eraserhead, Fargo, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, The Cruise, Songs from the Second Floor
Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Wire (etc.)
Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Parks and Rec, Girls, Freakazoid, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows.
Most sitcoms depress me in a very real way.
Food: I love food so much. I'm getting hungry right now as I'm typing this, thinking about Penne Gorgonzola. Pasta and hamburgers are probably my favorite. I'm into trying new things, but my general taste is not that exquisite. Breakfast burgers on croissant buns. Food is great. I've been named an honorary fat man by more than one big dude.
Fantasizing about playing a bumbling camp counselor on a Nickelodeon TV series with John C.Reilly as my boss.
Stories I'll never finish.
What the hell are people talking about when they say love? Everyone experiences things so differently that it's way too much of a vague and dogmatic term. At best, I guess it's a convenient oversimplification. At worst, I think it can actually hamper communication and actually make it harder for two people to grow together. That said, other times I'm thinking "WELL GOSH I SURE DO JUST LOVE THIS PERSON SO DARN MUCH."
Also, death, the probable evaporation of consciousness, and leaving a positive impact on other people's lives before that goes down. Better get started on that, because right now my legacy is mostly just a few TV cameos and a bunch of janky tunes.
Or doing really bad Forest Gump impressions with my brother that just get louder and worse and louder and worse as we repeat different quotes until eventually, somehow, we're both Bubba shouting "WHUT HAPPENED FORRUST? WHERE ARE YUH FORRUST?!"
I also have a shameful and secret obsession with colorful expensive designer monster toys. Not the stuff that looks like 3D printed graffiti, I mean those awesome Bob Conge masterpieces.
I'm mostly on here to meet like minded people. As a pale, big-eyed lanky dude I stumble into dates just fine in this city - but I'm starting to get a little older and a little jaded. It'd be nice to have a friend or partner to do some serious slacking, some serious art making, or some serious exploring with.
I love people with tons of potential and passion but "no future". Not even being sarcastic. Live slow, die whenever, as a brilliant sloth once said. These are the types I have the happiest and most memorable long term relationships with.
As for all you other lovely and wonderful people who aspire to find yourselves with houses and cars and families one day - or maybe just "have your shit together" or manage to afford and take care of a dog in this city or something, I'd be happy to make a brief cameo in your life but after awhile you will likely find that I don't fit into your plans. I just think it's good to be honest about these things.
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