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greencandles

26 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gonzo is my spirit muppet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an actor focused primarily on screen work these days. Hobby-wise I dabble in sound synthesis and digital art. I'm super interested in narratives and sequences but I also do my best to never think that way "in real life" and am always a little wary of folks who make sense of things too easily.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching and picking up cats
Taming angry, fat cats
Being a living parody of myself
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts

I'm sorta good at:
Playing theremin & programming synthesizers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a dorky Charlie Chaplin type walk that I do unless I'm consciously trying not to.

Also I'm pretty pale and apparently look like I'm about to say something even when I'm not.

Strange men tell me to smile sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Clark Ashton Smith, Harlan Ellison, David Foster Wallace, J.G. Ballard, Guy Debord, H.P. Lovecraft. Also a ton of comics - Daytripper, Frank, The Maxx, Blankets, Lint, lots of student work/independent comics.

Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Kissed, Eraserhead, Fargo, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, The Cruise, Songs from the Second Floor - I love and appreciate many more movies than this. This is just sort of a taste sampler.

Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Nervous Gender Wire (etc.) Also just a taste sampler.

Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Parks and Rec, Girls, Freakazoid, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows.

Everybody Loves Raymond makes me feel more uneasy about family life than Eraserhead.

Food: I eat like Tony Soprano. Give me some linguini and watch as I transform into a large aggressive Italian man before your very eyes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good ideas, bad ideas, people I really love talking to, and some sort of synthesizer. I go kind of nuts if there isn't a way for me to manipulate sounds for a few days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A Gremlins/Adamms Family crossover.

What if I paid more attention in science class as a kid?

Commiserating with Adam Scott about how annoying it is to shave our doughy yet still very pointy faces.

Stories I'll never finish.

Love and death and all those mandatory brain problems.

Can feelings ever really be mutual? Probably not. But whatever, nbd.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching an after-party for something somewhere but missing the actual event.

Or doing really bad Forest Gump impressions with my brother that just get louder and worse and louder and worse as we repeat different quotes until eventually, somehow, we're both Bubba shouting "WHUT HAPPENED FORRUST? WHERE ARE YUH FORRUST?!"

Or maybe I'm listening to ambient music and reading about invertebrates and texting friends stuff about octopi while they're out trying to dance or hookup or something.

Or maybe I'm getting seran-wrapped to a stranger by a performance artist at a bar, although that was a Tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Many years ago, I met a girl on here looking for a "partner in crime", so we stole a bunch of beer and beans from a superstore - which makes me both a literalist and a retired super villain. Now you know. Stolen beans and beer taste better, FYI.

I also have a shameful and secret obsession with colorful expensive designer monster toys. Not the stuff that looks like 3D printed graffiti, I mean those awesome Bob Conge masterpieces.
You should message me if
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You feel that time and experience is more important than space and money.

You're passionate, immature, jaded, and your life is in flux. (Cool, me too!)

You want to marathon cartoons and eat a lot of food and pass out in food comas

You want to make weird stuff

You like thunderstorms

You like monsters

You never want to "get your shit together" or "hustle"