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26 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–33
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 2:45pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
Taming angry, fat cats
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts
I'm sorta good at:
Playing theremin & programming synthesizers
Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Kissed, Eraserhead, Fargo, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, The Cruise, Songs from the Second Floor
Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Wire (etc.)
Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Frasier, Freakazoid, Seinfeld, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows, Roseanne.
Food: I love food so much. I'm getting hungry right now as I'm typing this, thinking about Penne Gorgonzola. Pasta and hamburgers are probably my favorite. I'm into trying new things, but my general taste is not that exquisite. Breakfast burgers on croissant buns. Food is great. I've been named an honorary fat man by more than one big dude.
Fantasizing about playing a bumbling camp counselor on a Nickelodeon TV series with John C.Reilly as my boss.
Stories I'll never finish.
DEATH AND DECAY
Leaving a positive impact on other people's lives before that last thing in caps lock happens.
-You just want a friend to doodle, canoodle, and make weird music with.
-You feel that time/experience is more important than space/money.
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