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26 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:45pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Gonzo is my spirit muppet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking up a lot of hobbies, and acting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching and picking up cats
Taming angry, fat cats
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts

I'm sorta good at:
Playing theremin & programming synthesizers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be one of those people who looks like they're about to say something even when they're not. Sorry for the confusion, professors, bartenders, and strangers sitting across from me on the train.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Clark Ashton Smith, Harlan Ellison, David Foster Wallace, J.G. Ballard, Guy Debord, H.P. Lovecraft. Also a ton of comics - Daytripper, Frank, The Maxx, Blankets, Lint, lots of student work/independent comics.

Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Kissed, Eraserhead, Fargo, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, The Cruise, Songs from the Second Floor

Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Wire (etc.)

Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Frasier, Freakazoid, Seinfeld, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows, Roseanne.

Food: I love food so much. I'm getting hungry right now as I'm typing this, thinking about Penne Gorgonzola. Pasta and hamburgers are probably my favorite. I'm into trying new things, but my general taste is not that exquisite. Breakfast burgers on croissant buns. Food is great. I've been named an honorary fat man by more than one big dude.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good ideas, bad ideas, people I really love talking to, some sort of creative outlet whether it's visual, a noise-making device, or some sort of performance to work on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if I paid more attention in science class as a kid?

Fantasizing about playing a bumbling camp counselor on a Nickelodeon TV series with John C.Reilly as my boss.

Stories I'll never finish.


Leaving a positive impact on other people's lives before that last thing in caps lock happens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching an after-party for something somewhere but missing the actual event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dated a sideshow performer who taught me how to put stuff up my nose and pull it out of my mouth. It's a stellar weirdo magnet for parties - and I happen to have a strong preference for weirdos.
You should message me if
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-You're this wonderful person who I'll never understand because we're both internally vast, constantly changing, and secretly contradictory.

-You just want a friend to doodle, canoodle, and make weird music with.

-You feel that time/experience is more important than space/money.