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27 New York, NY Man


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  • Ages 18-33
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Last online
Today – 8:28am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Gonzo is my spirit muppet.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an actor focused primarily on screen work these days.

I also dabble in sound synthesis, piano, and recently model painting (Miniature figurines and sculptures, not naked people. Although that's fine, too.)

I have a few different life plans. Seeing which come to pass.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching and picking up cats
Being a living parody of myself
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts
Making weird songs
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty pale, got big ol' sadboy eyes, and apparently look like I'm about to say something even when I'm not.

Strange men tell me to smile sometimes. I understand .5 of your struggle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right now I'm reading Ridley Walker and loving it. It's helping me appreciate story telling more - something I was honestly kind of sick of for awhile.

Also, Clark Ashton Smith, Harlan Ellison, David Foster Wallace, J.G. Ballard, Guy Debord, H.P. Lovecraft.

Comics - Daytripper, Frank, The Maxx, Blankets, Lint, lots of student work/independent comics.

Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Gummo, Eraserhead, Fargo, Evil Dead 2, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, Pink Flamingos, Songs from the Second Floor - I love and appreciate many more movies than this. This is just sort of a taste sampler.

Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Nervous Gender Wire (etc.) Also just a taste sampler.

Sometimes I talk to R. Stevie Moore on Facebook and it's more fluttery-feeling and nerve-wracking than trying to impress a crush.

Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Parks and Rec, Community, Freakazoid, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows.

Everybody Loves Raymond makes me feel more uneasy about family life than Eraserhead.

Food: I eat like Tony Soprano the first time he saw a bowl of Fettucini Alfredo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good ideas, bad ideas, people I really love talking to, and some sort of synthesizer. I go kind of nuts if there isn't a way for me to manipulate sounds for a few days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do you even want?

What do I even want?

Am I going to be an old man listening to cassette tapes of electric violin feedback living off of eggs, beans, and the emotional current created by the polarities of unending curiosity and aching bitterness? Will I be doing exactly that, think back on the time of me writing this, now, fingers tapping plastic keys, and say "Oh fuck. Ah fuck. Gahd dammit."?

Stories I'll never finish.

Love and death and all those mandatory brain problems.


Infinity and nothingness and things that must exist but are too vast and terrifying to comprehend. Forces of motion and time. The structure of life feeling like the structure of a joke.

How hard it is to find a real genuine side-hurting belly laugh these days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching an after-party for something somewhere but missing the actual event.

Or reading/movie/piano/whateveryougetit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I carry the broken dreams of almost becoming a Blue Man, but not being a good enough catch. This is a joke, but also actually 100% true.
You should message me if
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You're brutal, smart, hilarious, and weird.