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  • Ages 18–33
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Last online
Yesterday – 9:23am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gonzo is my spirit muppet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an actor focused primarily on screen work these days. Hobby-wise I dabble in sound synthesis and digital art. I'm super interested in narratives and sequences but I also do my best to never think that way in real life and am always a little wary of folks who make sense of things too easily.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching and picking up cats
Taming angry, fat cats
Being a living parody of myself
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts

I'm sorta good at:
Playing theremin & programming synthesizers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a dorky Charlie Chaplin type walk that I do unless I'm consciously trying not to.

Also I'm pretty pale and apparently look like I'm about to say something even when I'm not.

Strange men tell me to smile sometimes. I understand .5 of your struggle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Clark Ashton Smith, Harlan Ellison, David Foster Wallace, J.G. Ballard, Guy Debord, H.P. Lovecraft. Also a ton of comics - Daytripper, Frank, The Maxx, Blankets, Lint, lots of student work/independent comics.

Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Gummo, Eraserhead, Fargo, Evil Dead 2, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, Pink Flamingos, Songs from the Second Floor - I love and appreciate many more movies than this. This is just sort of a taste sampler.

Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Nervous Gender Wire (etc.) Also just a taste sampler.

Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Parks and Rec, Community, Freakazoid, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows.

Everybody Loves Raymond makes me feel more uneasy about family life than Eraserhead.

Food: I eat like a fat cartoon dad. I eat like Lucifer put me on this earth to make health nerds scream. I eat like Tony Soprano the first time he saw a bowl of Fettucini Alfredo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good ideas, bad ideas, people I really love talking to, and some sort of synthesizer. I go kind of nuts if there isn't a way for me to manipulate sounds for a few days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A Gremlins/Adamms Family crossover.

What if I paid more attention in science class as a kid?

Stories I'll never finish.

Love and death and all those mandatory brain problems.

Why is it easier for me to accept the Marquis de Sade's sadism than John Lennon's?

Recently: Ork armies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching an after-party for something somewhere but missing the actual event.

Or reading/movie/piano/whateveryougetit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ceremony by Ian Curtis/New Order is still probably my favorite song ever made. When it plays at a bar or something I want to jump up and scream "THAT'S MAH SAAAAAAAAWNG". This might mean I'm a sadboi.

Many years ago, I met a girl on here looking for a "partner in crime", so we stole a bunch of beer and beans from a superstore - which makes me both a literalist and a retired super villain. Now you know.

Also I really really want an ATV.
You should message me if
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You feel that time and experience is more important than space and money. (My friend was like "Don't post that bro! It sounds pretentious and like you have no space or money!" and I was like "LOL I KNO.")

You're passionate, immature, jaded, and your life is in flux. (Cool, me too.)

You use a lot of parenthesis in real life. Or foot notes.