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26 • New York, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Yesterday – 4:22pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
Taming angry, fat cats
Being a living parody of myself
"Sink or swim" type scenarios, except not literal ones
Calming down angry people
Riling up angry people
Eating ridiculous amounts of pasta
Drawing like a talented highschooler
Walking around in spring stilts
I'm sorta good at:
Playing theremin & programming synthesizers
Also I'm pretty pale and apparently look like I'm about to say something even when I'm not.
Strange men tell me to smile sometimes.
Movies: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Cemetery Man, Kissed, Eraserhead, Fargo, The Five Obstructions, Mr. Lonely, American Movie, Phantasm, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 & 3, The Cruise, Songs from the Second Floor - I love and appreciate many more movies than this. This is just sort of a taste sampler.
Music: Alien Sex Fiend, The Books, Crash Course in Science, Timber Timbre, Daniel Johnston, Grimes, Crystal Castles, Bauhaus, John Maus, Joy Division, The Residents, R. Stevie Moore, Jeffrey Lewis The Legendary Pink Dots, Tunng, Units, Fad Gadget, Siouxsie and the Banshees Nervous Gender Wire (etc.) Also just a taste sampler.
Television:The Maxx, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Louie, Parks and Rec, Girls, Freakazoid, Bob's Burgers, Slings & Arrows.
Everybody Loves Raymond makes me feel more uneasy about family life than Eraserhead.
Food: I eat like Tony Soprano. Give me some linguini and watch as I transform into a large aggressive Italian man before your very eyes.
What if I paid more attention in science class as a kid?
Commiserating with Adam Scott about how annoying it is to shave our doughy yet still very pointy faces.
Stories I'll never finish.
Love and death and all those mandatory brain problems.
Can feelings ever really be mutual? Probably not. But whatever, nbd.
Or doing really bad Forest Gump impressions with my brother that just get louder and worse and louder and worse as we repeat different quotes until eventually, somehow, we're both Bubba shouting "WHUT HAPPENED FORRUST? WHERE ARE YUH FORRUST?!"
Or maybe I'm listening to ambient music and reading about invertebrates and texting friends stuff about octopi while they're out trying to dance or hookup or something.
Or maybe I'm getting seran-wrapped to a stranger by a performance artist at a bar, although that was a Tuesday.
I also have a shameful and secret obsession with colorful expensive designer monster toys. Not the stuff that looks like 3D printed graffiti, I mean those awesome Bob Conge masterpieces.
You're passionate, immature, jaded, and your life is in flux. (Cool, me too!)
You want to marathon cartoons and eat a lot of food and pass out in food comas
You want to make weird stuff
You like thunderstorms
You like monsters
You never want to "get your shit together" or "hustle"
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