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Update:
Ok, I'm pretty much done with this site. I'm only looking for (local) friendship. I'm keeping these names up because I worked hard to create the tests. When my Sesame Street Test gets its 200,000th taker I'm throwing a big party, so y'all are invited. I'm probably not going to respond to your e-mails here, so go to my "main" profile at zeppoloveskafa for my contact info if it's important. I'll leave the rest of my profile up for future generations to analyze.

Using tally marks to keep track of my favorite Sesame Street Character survey. As of 3/2/07, here's the entire list. As soon as I get an intern I'll continue updating the list, but they are trickling in so slowly now I'm probably done.

1st Snuffleupagus (26)

2nd Grover (24)

3rd Kermit the Frog (15)

4th Elmo (14)

5th Cookie Monster (13)

6th Oscar the Grouch (10)

7th (tie) Ernie, The Count (9)

9th Big Bird (5)

10th (tie) Barkley (the Dog), Yip Yip Martians (4)

12th (tie) Bert, Guy Smiley (2)

14th (tie) Hoots the Owl, Placido Flamingo, Praire Dawn, Slimey the Worm (1)

When I was a kid we didn't have 6 things to not do without. We had 2. And those were on good days. Why we were lucky if we could get one thing to not do without. I usually chose one shoe to alternate between feet for the uphill walks to and from school.

next year's election. Who should I root for? What would Hillary do as president? Is Obama electable? Will Bush ever choke on another pretzel again?
Ok it's now 1 year later or so. Now I'm thinking about what swift boat tactic the republicans will stoop to this year. With enough advertising they could probably convince 1/3 of the morons in our country that Obama is not Black. The other 2/3 of the morons aren't that dumb.
Ok, now it's a couple weeks later, and with Palin the VP I'm no longer wondering. You got to give the republicans credit though. They could probably elect my cat president while FOX news would bash those liberal dog loving cat haters for their questioning whether my cat has the right to lead.

Not feeling guilty for not going to shul.

I have trouble beating myself in rock paper scissors.

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If we have a really high enemy percentage. I answered all of the questions backward.