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My self-summary Propose an edit

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What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Bumping into a lot of doorways. Tallying the votes of the .13% of people that vote at the end of my Sesame Street test. Thanks to everyone that voted. I try to respond to all nonsleazy e-mails, but admittedly sometimes fail. I got an e-mail once from a guy asking me to write him back and try to convince him to stay on this site. That was an example of one I did not respond to.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Using tally marks to keep track of my Sesame Street Character survey. As of 3/2/07, here's the entire list.

1st Snuffleupagus (26)

2nd Grover (24)

3rd Kermit the Frog (15)

4th Elmo (14)

5th Cookie Monster (13)

6th Oscar the Grouch (10)

7th (tie) Ernie, The Count (9)

9th Big Bird (5)

10th (tie) Barkley (the Dog), Yip Yip Martians (4)

12th (tie) Bert, Guy Smiley (2)

14th (tie) Hoots the Owl, Placido Flamingo, Praire Dawn, Slimey the Worm (1)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

a. I spend most of my time reading books about men named Dan that drive tan vans or books about a fox and an ox in a box. I guess 6 year olds don't know about lox.

b. Mystery Science Theatre 3000. But not that movie, that one was bad.

C. New favorite is folkalley.com

D. "Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends." -George Bernard Shaw

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

When I was a kid we didn't have 6 things to not do without. We had 2. And those were on good days. Why we were lucky if we could get one thing to not do without. I usually chose one shoe to alternate between feet for the uphill walks to and from school.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

next year's election. Who should I root for? What would Hillary do as president? Is Obama electable? Will Bush ever choke on another pretzel again?

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Not feeling guilty for not going to shul.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have trouble beating myself in rock paper scissors.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you are going to say more than "hi" or something equivalent. No ims please.

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