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greencowsgomoo

30 / M / straight / Unknown

Grovertown, Indiana

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Has this ever happened to you?

Have you ever signed on here, and in the corner you see that your mailbox is a darker red color? You're thinking, "Mail!" Somebody likes me! Then if you are looking carefully you see a zero pop up and it quickly returns to its standard no mail color.


It's the ultimate let down. In your head you were doing your happy dance, singing your yay yay somebody likes me jingle, or at least somebody is paying attention to me. Then reality hits...oh wait I'm still a loser who knows nobody on here. Oh well.


Of course if you are a female on this site you probably aren't the loser. The loser is probably the one that just sent you the mail with a message like "hi."

Have you ever signed on here, and in the corner you see that yourmailbox is a darker red color? You're thinking, "Mail!" Somebodylikes me! Then if you are looking carefully you see a zero pop upand it quickly returns to its standard no mail color.


It's the ultimate let down. In your head you were doing your happydance, singing your yay yay somebody likes me jingle, or at leastsomebody is paying attention to me. Then reality hits...oh wait I'mstill a loser who knows nobody on here. Oh well.


Of course if you are a female on this site you probably aren't theloser. The loser is probably the one that just sent you the mailwith a message like "hi."

Has this ever happened to you?

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