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34 M Corvallis, OR

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:33pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Nature and green things make me happy. I'd rather run than walk. I'd rather be outside than indoors. I grow as much of my own food and ride my bicycle as often as possible. (I do not even remember the last time I drove my car.) I enjoy the wind and the rain as much as the sun and the moon.

I think of myself as generally kind and compassionate, but I have discovered that some people should be avoided sometimes. Nonetheless, I think I've come to a point where I can accept the idiosyncracies of most people and let them be who they are without getting my knickers in a twist. I've been told I am patient and tolerant, possibly to a fault. I'm a realistic optimist, meaning that I see reality, and it seems to me that most things I would like to accomplish are possible.

I enjoy hanging out with friends, family, complete strangers, recent acquaintances, and, one might hope, you.

I eat green things, red things, yellow, purple, and orange things. I do not eat anything with a face. (No, that does not include Mr. Potatohead. Everyone knows the face can be removed first.)

I currently work three jobs, sometimes as much as 50-70 hours per week. I somehow manage to find time to socialize, though I would really like to socialize a lot more.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work three jobs, sometimes as much as 50-70 hours per week. I somehow manage to find time to socialize, though I would really like to socialize a lot more.

I am a student of History, which I regard as the study of all things. I like growing food, identifying wild edible plants (and eating them) using my own power to get around, and contributing as little as possible to the problems of the world.

My professional background is in education and nonprofit management. I work with kids and adults who also work with kids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping: I can sleep almost anywhere. . . .
Cycling: I've raced competitively in both sanctioned and alley cat races.
Running: I used to be fast, but a knee injury, etc. etc. I still like to run and would love to run with you (mostly in the same place at the same time, but not necessarily at the same speed).
Creative thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say my blue eyes, but I'm not sure I believe them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Princess Bride, The Old Man and the Sea, and others

Too many to mention.

Television (i.e., the internet):
(I don't really watch much television, and I don't even own a t.v.)
Downton Abbey, Hell on Wheels, Copper, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Elementary

Too many to mention. I like a wide range of things depending on my mood.

Thai, Indian, ETHIOPIAN!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other people
My left leg
My right leg
Time to be still and do nothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the world a better place for everybody.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting by the phone . . . because it is in my pocket.
Really, it all depends, but hopefully there is something fun to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty good with children, I think. Once upon a time, I was thinking I might have some. I'm a little old for that now.
You should message me if
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. . . you are still exploring the world and excited about the possibilities of life.
. . . you think I'm something like cute.
. . . you enjoy hiking, camping, cycling, and getting dirty.

Do you have tips for how to survive the OSU-pocalypse? Or the best vegetarian buffet in town?

And I only date women between the ages of 22.425 and 56 1/3. I like a woman who can deadlift her body weight in cantaloupes and has a vocal range spanning 5 if not 6 octaves. But, you know, if you're inclined, please inquire at your leisure.