Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, my self-esteem has been pretty high lately. I figured I
should knock myself down a peg or two and try some more of the
online dating stuff.
I've decided to forgo the typical self-summary and instead let the
other sections of this profile handle the bulk of my waxing
egotistical. In its place I will jot down a handy list of what I
believe are some of my miscellaneous good qualities.
- I am currently undefeated at scattergories.
- I can do a pretty spot on Pickles the Drummer impression
- I am capable of playing learning Wonderwall so that I can play it
at parties as if I am awesome for doing so, yet I choose not
- I have a great sense of rythm when I dance; however, that is
largely offset by my fantastic lack of moves and my brilliant
- I don't use my phone to take a god-awful recording of the band
when I'm at concerts.
- I have never once uttered the word "swole." (I did type it just
now, but nobody's perfect)
- My lack of height makes me adept at disappearing into crowds...
you know, should the need arise.
- I am fully capable of acting like an adult upwards of 40% of the
time... you know, should the need arise.
- I am always adept at artfully adding an alliteration as an
addendum, because being bereft of their bounty is balefully
- Fun lists!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to be a working class hero. Not sure it's really my
thing, but hey, it's something to be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who knows? Maybe that my facial hair is significantly darker than
my head hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I generally read fiction series along the lines of Kingkiller
Chronciles, Wheel of Time, or Old Man's War. I really don't like it
when I have nothing to read, and consequently I spend a lot on
The reactions garnered from those poor, uninitiated fools who have
me drive them somewhere and hear for the first time what I listen
to range from: "dude, are you gay?" to "dude, are you gonna kill
me?" (turns out that not everyone like 70's prog or 00's death
I like dynamics in my music. If you're curious, I like old blues,
older jazz, classic rock, even classicker rock, metal (death,
black, thrash, etc.), prog rock, soul, and probably some shit I'm
forgetting, but whatever. Also, I'm extremely glad Etta James was
singing in the 60's, cuz she wasn't nearly pretty enough to make it
today and that voice would have been wasted.
I watch the majority of my tv via netflix. I refuse to watch
reality shows or any of the various talent-show-like programs
(american idol and its ilk). Here's another list of things I like:
daily show, colbert report, archer, futurama, 30 rock, dr. who,
firefly, mythbusters (despite the ubiquitous terrible puns), psych,
and football or hockey games.
I will eat most things (bananas not included).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon.
Sorry Oxygen, come back when you lose some weight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everyone says that one should exude confidence to attract women. I
approached a woman confidently once, but I was really nervous about
doing so and I think it showed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a guitar solo so funky that when people hear it they say
"DAMN, that's funky!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Since the age of eight, I have lived under an ever-expanding and
ultimately self-defeating web of half-truths and outright lies all
designed to hide the fact that it was I who chopped down my
father's cherry tree.
I'm not an ambi-turner.
I have no idea what you gals are referring to when you say you like
to go on "adventures." Are you fighting through a haunted castle to
defeat an evil wizard and recover his magic amulet, or are you
really just window shopping downtown or driving down to Santa
I don't kill spiders I find in my bedroom. Partially it's because
I'm not afraid of spiders, but mostly it's because I feel like
somebody ought to be seeing me naked.
Not sure what my "league" is, but you're probably out of it and
I'll probably message you anyways.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk about/play music
You want a new tennis partner
You want to break away from gender norms by being the one to make
the first move
Also, I'm not really looking on the internet for casual sex, but if
you're into formal sex, well, I do own a top hat.
Who are you looking for?
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