31 South San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
- I am currently undefeated at scattergories.

- I can do a pretty spot on Pickles the Drummer impression

- I am capable of learning Wonderwall so that I can play it at parties as if I was awesome for doing so, yet I choose not to.

- I have a great sense of rhythm when I dance; however, that is largely offset by my fantastic lack of moves and my brilliant wasp-y self-consciousness.

- I don't use my phone to take a god-awful recording of the band when I'm at concerts.

- I am always adept at artfully adding an alliteration as an addendum, because being bereft of their bounty is balefully boring.

- Fun lists!
What I’m doing with my life
Just trying to be a working class hero. Not sure it's really my thing, but hey, it's something to be.
I’m really good at
Being modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
Who knows? Maybe that my facial hair is significantly darker than my head hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I generally read fiction series along the lines of Kingkiller Chronciles, Wheel of Time, or Old Man's War. I really don't like it when I have nothing to read, and consequently I spend a lot on books.

The reactions garnered from those poor, uninitiated fools who have me drive them somewhere and hear for the first time what I listen to range from: "dude, are you gay?" to "dude, are you gonna kill me?" (turns out that not everyone like 70's prog or 00's death metal)
I like dynamics in my music. If you're curious, I like old blues, older jazz, classic rock, even classicker rock, metal (death, black, thrash, etc.), prog rock, soul, and probably some shit I'm forgetting, but whatever. Also, I'm extremely glad Etta James was singing in the 60's, cuz she wasn't nearly pretty enough to make it today and that voice would have been wasted.

I watch the majority of my tv via netflix. I refuse to watch reality shows or any of the various talent-show-like programs (american idol and its ilk). Here's another list of things I like: daily show, colbert report, archer, futurama, 30 rock, dr. who, firefly, mythbusters (despite the ubiquitous terrible puns), psych, and football or hockey games.

I will eat most things (bananas not included).
The six things I could never do without
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon.

Sorry Oxygen, come back when you lose some weight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is everyone on here so against "Hi" as an opener? Isn't that just short for: "I liked your profile. Check out mine and if you like it back then respond."
Also, is a good opening introduction really what you're looking for in a partner?

Also, how does one get his picture taken with a tiger?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing a guitar solo so funky that when people hear it they say "DAMN, that's funky!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Since the age of eight, I have lived under an ever-expanding and ultimately self-defeating web of half-truths and outright lies all designed to hide the fact that it was I who chopped down my father's cherry tree.

I'm not an ambi-turner.

I have no idea what you gals are referring to when you say you like to go on "adventures." Are you fighting through a haunted castle to defeat an evil wizard and recover his magic amulet, or are you really just window shopping downtown or driving down to Santa Cruz?

I don't kill spiders I find in my bedroom. Partially it's because I'm not afraid of spiders, but mostly it's because I feel like somebody ought to be seeing me naked.
You should message me if
You want to talk about/play music
You want a new tennis partner
You want to break away from gender norms by being the one to make the first move
You want to tell me I'm pretty
You don't mind that I didn't take this profile all that seriously

If I visited your profile but didn't say anything it might be because I wasn't interested or it could have been because I couldn't think anything to say and just left. Feel free to ask which it was.

Also, I'm not really looking on the internet for casual sex, but if you're into formal sex, well, I do own a top hat.