I've decided to fore-go the typical self-summary and instead let the other sections of this profile handle the bulk of my waxing egotistical. In its place I will jot down a handy list of what I believe are some of my miscellaneous good qualities.
- I am currently undefeated at scattergories.
- I can do a pretty spot on Pickles the Drummer impression
- I am capable of playing learning Wonderwall so that I can play it at parties as if I am awesome for doing so, yet I choose not to.
- I don't use my phone to take a god-awful recording of the band when I'm at concerts.
- I have never once uttered the word "swole." (I did type it just now, but nobody's perfect)
- My lack of substantive height makes me adept at disappearing into crowds... you know, should the need arise.
- I am fully capable of acting like an adult upwards of 40% of the time... you know, should the need arise.
- I am always adept at artfully adding an alliteration as an addendum, because being bereft of their bounty is balefully boring.
- Fun lists!