Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

greenledbetter

30 M South San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, my self-esteem has been pretty high lately. I figured I should knock myself down a peg or two and try some more of the online dating stuff.
I've decided to fore-go the typical self-summary and instead let the other sections of this profile handle the bulk of my waxing egotistical. In its place I will jot down a handy list of what I believe are some of my miscellaneous good qualities.

- I am currently undefeated at scattergories.

- I can do a pretty spot on Pickles the Drummer impression

- I am capable of playing learning Wonderwall so that I can play it at parties as if I am awesome for doing so, yet I choose not to.

- I don't use my phone to take a god-awful recording of the band when I'm at concerts.

- I have never once uttered the word "swole." (I did type it just now, but nobody's perfect)

- My lack of substantive height makes me adept at disappearing into crowds... you know, should the need arise.

- I am fully capable of acting like an adult upwards of 40% of the time... you know, should the need arise.

- I am always adept at artfully adding an alliteration as an addendum, because being bereft of their bounty is balefully boring.

- Fun lists!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Former special forces member turned cab driver who excels at eliminating terrorists on board cruise ships, but is not so great at diffusing bombs.

In my off time I keep a rather pedestrian job as a radio tech to pay the bills... but who cares!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who knows? Maybe that my facial hair is significantly darker than my head hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I generally read fiction series along the lines of Kingkiller Chronciles, Wheel of Time, or Old Man's War. I really don't like it when I have nothing to read, and consequently I spend a lot on books.

The reactions garnered from those poor, uninitiated fools who have me drive them somewhere and hear for the first time what I listen to range from: "dude, are you gay?" to "dude, are you gonna kill me?" (turns out that not everyone like 70's prog or 00's death metal)
I like dynamics in my music, and to paint you a barely-useful portrait of what i like, I'll say that I like old blues, older jazz, classic rock, even classicker rock, metal (death, black, thrash, etc.), prog rock, soul, and probably some shit I'm forgetting, but whatever. Also, I'm extremely glad Etta James was singing in the 60's, cuz she wasn't nearly pretty enough to make it today and that voice woulda been wasted.

I watch the majority of my tv via netflix. I refuse to watch reality shows or any of the various talent-show-like programs (american idol and its ilk). Here's another list of things I like: daily show, colbert report, archer, futurama, 30 rock, dr. who, firefly, mythbusters (despite the ubiquitous terrible puns), psych, and football or hockey games.

I will eat most things (bananas not included).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon.

Sorry Oxygen, come back when you lose some weight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everyone says that one should exude confidence to attract women. I approached a woman confidently once, but I was really nervous about doing so and I think it showed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a guitar solo so funky that when people hear it they say "DAMN, that's funky!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Since the age of eight, I have lived under an ever-expanding and ultimately self-defeating web of half-truths and outright lies all designed to hide the fact that it was I who chopped down my father's cherry tree.

I'm not an ambi-turner.

I have no idea what you gals are referring to when you say you like to go on "adventures." Are you fighting through a haunted castle to defeat an evil wizard and recover his magic amulet, or are you really just window shopping downtown or driving down to Santa Cruz?

I don't kill spiders I find in my bedroom. Partially it's because I'm not afraid of spiders, but mostly it's because I feel like somebody ought to be seeing me naked.

Not sure what my "league" is, but you're probably out of it and I'll probably message you anyways.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk about/play music
You want a new tennis partner
You've got the balls (metaphorically only please)

Also, I'm not really looking on the internet for casual sex, but if you're into formal sex, well, I do own a top hat.