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greenwood82

32 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm just a simple man. I like pretty things. I'm a simple man, really."

The Grouch
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a cofounder of a theater company that specializes in black and white silent plays (much like the films) which makes me sound like I have snobby art flying out of my ass. I assure you that this is only slightly the case. I can go low brow with the best of them.

I like quiet, tastefully lit taverns with good beer, a pool table and a thoughtful jukebox. My liquor of choice is rye whisky and I love sushi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking
Photo Booth storylines
Storytelling
I have a fair mind for trivia
And I guess every guy my age thinks he's the best at Mario Kart
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When was the last time you asked somebody, "What's the first thing you noticed about me?" If somebody asked you the same question, would you really be able to remember what the first thing was?

That being said, I'd say my left side dimple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Devil in the White City, A Confederacy of Dunces, 1984, Dr. Suess' Butter Battle Book, A Light in the Attic, Lamb, The Tao of Pooh, Steve Martin's Pure Drivel and yes I have read the 7 Harry Potter books. Playwrights include Pinter, Chekhov and Harry Kondoleon.

Movies: Jaws, Clue, Batman (Keaton & Nicholson), LA Story, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Defending Your Life, Oldboy, Wonderboys, Wet Hot American Summer, No Country for Old Men, The Ref, Godfather I & II, Aladdin, The Land Before Time, T2, White Men Can't Jump.

Shows: Simpsons (first ten seasons or "The Glory Years"), Fawlty Towers, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, The Wire, Fraiser, Cheers, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, West Wing, Battlestar Galactica, Cash Cab, Wundershowzen, The Twilight Zone.

Music: Marvin Gaye, Sly and the Family Stone, Stevie Wonder, Roy Ayers, CCR, Elvis, David Bowie, Patsy Cline, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, The Spinners, Talking Heads, Elton John, Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway, Roy Orbison, Chuck Berry, Thelonious Monk, Oscar Peterson, George Gershwin, Stephen Sondheim, and Jazz (any Jazz).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A record player
A rain shower head
A body of water nearby- My family are a nautical people
Saunas
My favorite lesbian dive bar karaoke night
Da' Bears- I'm very conscious of not imposing this onto others, but be warned. For 3 hours on 16 to 19 days of the year, I belong to them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Every thought, felt to be true or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscious mind take root in your subconscious. Blossoming sooner or later into an act and bears its own fruit. Good thoughts bring forth good fruit. Bullshit thoughts rot your meat. Think right, and you can fly. The Kingdom of Heaven is within.

Free your mind, your ass will follow."

-Funkadelic
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Letting the Friday night crowd do their thing. If I go out, I keep off the beaten path.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."
You should message me if
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You live IN Chicago and would like to meet for a real conversation and not exchange endless messages, you'd like to get dressed up every now and then and go to the symphony or the opera, you love Fawlty Towers (or even know what it is), you like word games, you are funny and kind, you try to give people the benefit of the doubt, you can nerd out every once in a while, you appreciate good grammar in texting.

You should message me if you'd like to steal a sail boat and wait out the rest of winter selling exotic grilled cheeses and brewing beer on the shores of the Caribbean Islands.