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greetingcardboy

45 M Tucson, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer and humorist. You may have heard me on public radio.

Bad news: I'm allergic to cats. I have sometimes lived with them, but we will never be friends.

[FUN FACT: Did you know that, statistically, the most popular dating profiles are around 100 words long? This is closer to 325 now, but it used to be over 1000.]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an author and a regular contributor to "This American Life" and other public radio shows. I'm currently hosting a videoblog called "Greeting Card Emergency."

I have a semiregular gig as a game show writer, and this affords me just enough to live on. So when I'm not actively employed in LA, I get up every morning in Tucson and write whatever the hell I want. It's pretty great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the bright side of everything. It's almost ridiculous. Greeting card habit, I guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shiny bald head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a lit geek, an old movie geek, and a fan of all the music no one listens to (including alt country, underground hip-hop, and experimental ambient).

Foodwise, I'm deathly allergic to nuts, and have reacted badly to seafood in the past. I am therefore totally unadventurous when it comes to restaurants. I wish it weren't so, but hey—at least I'm still alive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have always hated this useless question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Culture, religion, jokes—everything, really. Helps with the essays.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Haunting 4th Avenue. Tucson got cool while I was away!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm colorblind and you can sometimes tell this from my clothing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a fan of, or participate in, burlesque, roller derby , female-led rock bands, belly dancing, and/or political satire. (I'm also a sucker for writers, librarians, linguists, and other brainy misfits.) I believe that all fundamentalism is grounded in contempt for human frailty. So don't be the kind of person who thinks everyone is stupid. I like women who don't mind being hugged and touched and who can see the upside to a bad day--even if this optimism is technically unrealistic. :)