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gremlin5000

37 Saint Louis, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Hey look! It's a witty intro paragraph that lets you know how carefree and funny he is. Isn't that a relief? I'm sure THIS guy isn't an axe murderer! Oooh and he's 'laid back' too! Yeah. Awesome."

I like my coffee black, prefer to drive a manual transmission, am a proponent of the Oxford comma, and believe that well-placed curse word improves one's quality of life immeasurably.

I just reactivated this thing after a long hiatus. I need to redo my profile. I think I'm going to go a little more minimalist this time. I think the best way to get to know people is by interacting with them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out with my cat. She's my best friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can cook pretty well. My knife skills are more than adequate. I like to think I can hold up my end of a conversation. I can get eight hours worth of work done in three, which leaves me time to goof off or be generally non-productive.

Also, grammar. Though occasionally I do not write in complete sentences. Obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, I guess. I honestly don't know because I've never asked, and that seems like a bit of a narcissistic question to throw at someone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not doing specifics here. I deal in concepts.

Books: I like thoughtful scifi that deals with existential questions. I also like non-fiction books about history or human behavior. I'm not married to these genres though.

Movies: I prefer dramas that have great acting. I'm picky about comedies, but like good ones.

Shows: Again, I like dramas with good acting. I also dislike episodic formats. I prefer well written story lines and themes that flow season to season, episode to episode.

Music: I'm a music snob. I like a lot of old country music, hardcore punk, and alternative hip hop with an East coast flavor.

Food: Garlicky. I don't have much of a sweet tooth. I prefer a hearty bowl of soup to a slice of cake. All my food is sans critters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are a lot of First World conveniences that I like. I like having a nice reliable internet connection, which allows me access to lots of other trivial conveniences. I don't really feel like thinking of other stuff right now, and frankly I don't think this section is all that interesting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dumb shit that is weird, esoteric, and probably pointless. Not a zombie apocalypse though. That's kind of played out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
*shrug*

Define typical. I'm usually either out drinking or at home goofing off on the internet and hanging out with my cat. Sometimes I really shake things up and have a bowl of cereal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
What you have read has made you think I'm interesting. I don't have a laundry list of criteria here. I know this profile is kind of dry. I like it like that. Maybe you read between the lines and gleaned something about me. As I mentioned above, I think the best way for people to get to know each other is direct interaction. How much can you really know about someone by what they put on a dating profile? Most people are at least partially full of shit, and you have no reason to think I'm any different.