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gremlin5000

37 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
"Hey look! It's a witty intro paragraph that lets you know how carefree and funny he is. Isn't that a relief? I'm sure THIS guy isn't an axe murderer! Oooh and he's 'laid back' too! Yeah. Awesome."

When I was a kid I thought discos were the coolest thing in the world. Next to Pac Man. And Star Wars.

I like to think critically about things I consume. I like to be honest with myself about my impact on things, including the planet. I'm not a hardcore environmentalist, but I do try not to live wastefully, but I think that has more to do with trying to respect things I need to respect (like Earth), and less to do with any sort of hippie-dippy ideology (no offence). I'm vegan, and I'm not angry about it.

I'm very nerdy. I curse, but try to do so infrequently enough that it doesn't make me look stupid.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a college teacher. I like what I do, and think it's what I will end up doing for the rest of my life. I read a lot, and I love to cook. My vegan pancakes will rock your world.
I’m really good at
I can cook pretty well. My knife skills are more than adequate. I like to think I can hold up my end of a conversation. I can get eight hours worth of work done in three, which leaves me time to goof off or be generally non-productive.
The first things people usually notice about me
Some people think I look like Rainn Wilson. Others think that's fucking stupid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm digging the three volume series on the Third Reich by Richard J. Evans. I will also read the occasional novel. I like a wide range of fictionThe Count of Monte Cristo, Ender's Game, Cat's Cradle, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, whatever.

I love classics like The Godfather (I and II), 2001: A Space Odyssey, Apocalypse Now, etc., but I also like the new Nolan Batman flicks (which I'm not sure qualifies as a guilty pleasure). Also, The Big Lebowski is amazing.

The Wire is phenomenal. BSG, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Archer, and Afro Samurai are very good as well.

I think GZA's Liquid Swords album is the greatest hip hop album of all time. East coast, indie/alternative hip hop is my favorite genre. I also have a tendency to like a lot of melodic "emo-ey" hardcore bands that sold like twelve albums in the mid 1990s. Ebullition Records... heh. I also like old school outlaw country music -- think Waylon Jennings, not Garth Brooks.

I like the food I make. I'm not a guy that brags a lot about what he's good at, but I plead guilty for being a damn good cook. Eating out, I'm a big fan of Thai food and Vietnamese food. Indian, Ethiopian, and sushi are also types of food I like, as well typical "American" food (burgers, fries, pizza -- all vegan, duh).
The six things I could never do without
College football comes first. Everything else I like is tied for second.

I also like to have:
- A good, sharp kitchen knife
- A book that I'm really into
- A decent, wireless internet connection (sad I know)
- Spending time with people whose company I enjoy
- Access to a decent gym, ideally including a swimming pool

Hey! That's six!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The singularity, and whether Ray Kurzweil is a genius or a con man.

Other dumb shit like that that's nerdy and pointless. Not a zombie apocalypse though; that shit is kind of played out.
On a typical Friday night I am
*shrug*

Define typical. I'm usually either out drinking or at home reading and playing with my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Okay how about this: I swallow water way too fast and it makes me choke a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
I like nerdy chicks. They are sexy as hell. (I also use the word chicks. I hope that's okay.)

Girls that don't consume animals are also nice.

If you know what the Fulmer Cup is, and follow it even a little.

^^If you're all three of these things, I think I might just need to marry you. I'm actually not completely joking either.

I like talking to people. If you found any of this somewhat amusing or interesting then I'd probably enjoy talking to you.

If you feel strongly one way or the other about the Oxford comma.

You can tell me what the fuck being "more indie" means. OKC says I'm more indie, and I have no clue what that's supposed to say about me.