Flattery gets you everywhere Chief; so now my turn.
He has the perfect combination of wit, intelligence and charm with a healthy dollop of the dark & kinky.
Not that Ive ever met him in real life but he very clever at creating that illusion on OKC.

He pretends to be a twit, but hes a very clever twit. :)

He seems to have a good balance of wacky, erudite, insightful unpretentious naive & kinky charm that I find irresistible.
If i lived any where near him I would ravish him immediately.

well this is of course all hypothetical but .........
we would go to a concert and after wards meander along the banks of the river and stop in at a small quiet bar to have a drink. There with his wit he would make me laugh and I would choke on my drink and make a mess and he would bring out his clean white hanky to mop up the mess on my leg. Instinctively his hand would gently stroke my knee and ................ I would choke some more and fall off my stool and we would leave the bar laughing like a couple of silly kids.

Well taking the liberty of stretching the truth a little we confidants in virtual real life.
Flattery gets you everywhere my dear friend and if we lived a little closer I would be flirting with you big time and maybe moving you from the friends category into another.

Well smarter than the usual mama bear who forgot to make the porridge.

I admire her acumen . I thought I read a lot but she makes me feel illiterate by comparison.

The perfect mix of intelligence , insight, humour, wackiness and a big heart.