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greylizard

34 Arlington, VA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am the funnest person you will ever meet! I can make anyone laugh. My life is a dense web of running jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a pre-school teacher and keep small children from running out in the street and becoming a bloody paste. But one day, I will be a world famous improv star. I'm thinking of going for a bike ride.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, running marathons, irony and sarcasm, and slamming PBRs in the backyard until all my irony and sarcasm fall off.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The glint of my mischievous grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Slightly Single, Mr. Maybe, The Notebook, A Walk To Remember. I was reading one of those Twilight books until I got really mad at the stupid female main character and hurled the damned thing into the wall and never touched it again.
Movies: Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Shrooms, and any crappy horror movies that they throw on Instant Netflix.
Music: Lady Gaga and things that go thumpathumpathumpa.
Food: Falafels. Crackers and cheese, if it's about to indicate a happy hour. I'm not picky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My iPhone
2. My car
3. My Lady Gaga iPod
4. Forties on the weekends
5. Running
6. Dancing and Laughing!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
(blank stare)

Uhhrrrrrr.... I dunno.

(drools on self)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk and dancing to Lady Gaga and the gays in my living room. Sometimes Rock Band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ex-boyfriend stole my vibrator.
You should message me if
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you're not covered in insects.