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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40-65
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm searching for somebody with similar interests that is seeking a joyous time..I'm somewhat sapiosexual so looks never supercede humor and wit...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying desperately to live up to my parents lackluster expectations.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things that aren't broken .. Sports including golf (good), tennis (good), biking (good), dog walking (very good), underwater basket weaving (not so good)...I'm also a good driver because I don't drive, text, drink coffee, and shave all at the same time...
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm no longer in the Witness Protection Program...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Discovery, NatGeo, Daily Show, Seinfeld, Colbert Report
Movies:Hitchcock, Fellini, Movies from the 70's and 80's
Food: Greek food, seafood, Chinese, N.Y. pizza... Most anything except lima beans and vegemite (makes good paste)
Music: GD, bluegrass, reggae, celtic, Dire Straits, Elvis Costello, Smithereens, Dave Mason, Black Keys, and any stuff from the 60's,70's,80's and 90's...I'm currently donating my entire record collection to science..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My well-chewed slippers
Anything blueberry (minus pop tarts)
My glasses
Glasses to find my glasses
Satellite radio
Cherry (& Jerry) Garcia
My family, dogs, and chocolate are givens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do I pay Cupid 50 clams to rat out the people that hate me?..I've always gotten this for free. How your entire future can sometimes be redirected by doing the most infinitesimal things.... One mouse click... a left turn instead of a right... one call to the psychic friends hotline ...these are just examples...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Shark Tank. Rearranging my Pez dispenser collection in chronological order. Visiting my two best friends. Not Ben and Jerry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes try to sell my own useless things to annoying telemarketers
You should message me if
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...You're relieved when people don't write a dissertation here explaining why you should (or shouldn't) message them. If you have a good sense of humor and have gotten this far, by all means...