I'm searching for somebody with similar interests that is seeking a
joyous time..I'm somewhat sapiosexual so looks never supercede
humor and wit...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying desperately to live up to my parents lackluster
I’m really good at
Fixing things that aren't broken .. Sports including golf (good),
tennis (good), biking (good), dog walking (very good), underwater
basket weaving (not so good)...I'm also a good driver because I
don't drive, text, drink coffee, and shave all at the same time...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm no longer in the Witness Protection Program...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Discovery, NatGeo, Daily Show, Seinfeld, Colbert
Movies:Hitchcock, Fellini, Movies from the 70's and 80's
Food: Greek food, seafood, Chinese, N.Y. pizza... Most anything
except lima beans and vegemite (makes good paste)
Music: GD, bluegrass, reggae, celtic, Dire Straits, Elvis Costello,
Smithereens, Dave Mason, Black Keys, and any stuff from the
60's,70's,80's and 90's...I'm currently donating my entire record
collection to science..
The six things I could never do without
My well-chewed slippers
Anything blueberry (minus pop tarts)
Glasses to find my glasses
Cherry (& Jerry) Garcia
My family, dogs, and chocolate are givens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I pay Cupid 50 clams to rat out the people that hate
me?..I've always gotten this for free. How your entire future can
sometimes be redirected by doing the most infinitesimal things....
One mouse click... a left turn instead of a right... one call to
the psychic friends hotline ...these are just examples...
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Shark Tank. Rearranging my Pez dispenser collection in
chronological order. Visiting my two best friends. Not Ben and
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes try to sell my own useless things to annoying
You should message me if
...You're relieved when people don't write a dissertation here
explaining why you should (or shouldn't) message them. If you have
a good sense of humor and have gotten this far, by all means...