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grg96802

54 M Rutland, VT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm searching for somebody with similar interests that is seeking a joyous time..I'm somewhat sapiosexual so looks never supercede humor and wit...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying desperately to live up to my parents lackluster expectations.
I’m really good at
Fixing things that aren't broken .. Sports including golf (good), tennis (good), biking (good), dog walking (very good), underwater basket weaving (not so good)...I'm also a good driver because I don't drive, text, drink coffee, and shave all at the same time...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm no longer in the Witness Protection Program...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Discovery, NatGeo, Daily Show, Seinfeld, Colbert Report
Movies:Hitchcock, Fellini, Movies from the 70's and 80's
Food: Greek food, seafood, Chinese, N.Y. pizza... Most anything except lima beans and vegemite (makes good paste)
Music: GD, bluegrass, reggae, celtic, Dire Straits, Elvis Costello, Smithereens, Dave Mason, Black Keys, and any stuff from the 60's,70's,80's and 90's...I'm currently donating my entire record collection to science..
The six things I could never do without
My well-chewed slippers
Anything blueberry (minus pop tarts)
My glasses
Glasses to find my glasses
Satellite radio
Cherry (& Jerry) Garcia
My family, dogs, and chocolate are givens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I pay Cupid 50 clams to rat out the people that hate me?..I've always gotten this for free. How your entire future can sometimes be redirected by doing the most infinitesimal things.... One mouse click... a left turn instead of a right... one call to the psychic friends hotline ...these are just examples...
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Shark Tank. Rearranging my Pez dispenser collection in chronological order. Visiting my two best friends. Not Ben and Jerry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes try to sell my own useless things to annoying telemarketers
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–65
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...You're relieved when people don't write a dissertation here explaining why you should (or shouldn't) message them. If you have a good sense of humor and have gotten this far, by all means...