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UrKnightInBizCas

37 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If you’re reading this it can only mean one thing…I’m still single. Bad news for me, but good news for you if you find any of the following to be slightly endearing to incredibly awesome:
1. You appreciate someone who has a good sense of humor, but are also willing to accept that about two out of ten jokes are just going to be cringe-inducingly unfunny (hey, you can’t hit homers without striking out sometimes).
2. I actually like being romantic and affectionate. Feel like holding hands or cuddling on the sofa during the latest Netflix binge? – so do I…high five little spoon!
3. I don’t play games and I’m not interested in the whole serial dating thing…I’m a relationship guy.
4. Despite loving a good time and laughing, I’m serious when I need to be, passionate about life, and driven in my career.
5. I've lived all over (Florida, California, NY) but moved to Chicago this summer (2014) because I fell in love with the city and have, therefore, validated your choice of favorite metro area.
6. I’m really into and love all types of music. I can introduce you to some new ear candy without being a hipster about it.
7. I have genes that keep me looking younger than my age. So, you get a few extra years of wisdom and a little bit of an extension on the boyish good looks:)
8. I know the difference between their, they're, and there and your and you're. According to my empirical observations on OKC, women find this to be like the intellectual equivalent of six pack abs.
9. I spent a long time working on my career and myself, but I’m the best version of me yet and looking to find the right woman to share my new favorite city with.
10. You think men who prefer lists over paragraphs are irresistible and you made it this far!
What I’m doing with my life
I work in finance in a specialized area that you will either be really interesting to you or make you bored to tears. The good news is that I get to use a lot of cool sounding lingo.
I’m really good at
Making analogies...for example, "Joe got torn up like a parking ticket last night". If you ever hear that phrase in a rap song, let me know so I can collect royalties. Also, consider this a warning for item #1 above.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my laugh or my dimple. They usually notice my "incredible butt for a white guy" last, when I'm walking away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV Shows - Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, South Park, Discovery, History, Animal Planet, Trashy Reality TV

Music - Hybrid, Massive Attack, U2, AC/DC, Daft Punk, Sasha, Deep Dish, Joe Satriani, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimmy Hendrix

Movies - Scary stuff, Comedies, Action, Awesome documentaries, Artsy stuff, and the Rom-com that you might have to drag me too, but I'll probably end up liking anyway.
The six things I could never do without
1. Friends and family
2. Laughter
3. Something fun to look forward to
4. New things to learn
5. Music
6. Smartphone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do people lose hair in desirable places as they get older, but gain hair in undesirable places? Seriously, look at your dad's or grandpa's ears some time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either taking it easy unwinding from a long week of work or meeting up with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a walking encyclopedia of funny viral videos...I can think of a good one for any situation.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
My ideal woman is sweet, fun, down-to-earth, loyal, open-minded, and has a great sense of humor. People may think of her as a “cool nerd” because she is outgoing and friendly, but she will also surprise them with her incredible/embarrassing knowledge of certain topics. Most importantly, she’s looking for a serious relationship and doesn't have any unresolved ex-boyfriend issues (hint: if you have multiple pictures on your profile with your ex, you may not fit into this category...you know who you are).If this sounds like you, I'd love to hear from you!