I know no one wants to be so seemingly narcissistic that they won't ask a friend to take a picture of them. Lets face it, we all take self pics. However, I have noticed a growing trend in self pics. Crossed eyes. I think I may have found a solution. Do not look directly at your camera when taking a self pic. Your camera is so close, the natural ocular reaction is to look...well cross eyed. So, don't take head on self pics and don't look directly into the camera...or do.

Seriously, I was editing my profile because thats what I do from time to time. When I clicked on view your profile I noticed there is a list of similar people on the bottom right of the screen. No offense, but the guys looked like total d-dags and rapists. So, be brutal if you have to. Just let me know, even if I am not your cup of tea. Am I a douche? I will go ahead and turn the pilot light off in my oven while waiting for a response..........

I have never felt like a truer geek. Okay, so one of my roommates went SFO to pick up his girlfriend from Russia. They got a hotel, he got her flowers and the whole disgusting deal. Good for him. All the while I am cleaning my house and just kind of waiting round until date time. I called she was napping, whatever. She finally calls me back and says she fell off of her scooter yesterday and leg really hurts. However, she still wants to hang out but not go out. I told her to stay home and we will have a valentines on a different night. My other roommate gets home from work. I tell him we're going out. No, he has a date...or does he. She straight up didn't call him. On the other hand, he did not call here. So, here is geeky part. What did we do? We went to Frys for 3 hours and came out with one purchase between the 2 of us. Metalocalypse Season II. I was contemplating which bars in my head over dinner. When we finally get home we didn't even go out. We looked at lcd tvs online for 2 more hours. Watched all the special features on the newly purchased dvd set. Watched snl and went to bed. The best thing is that I actually did not have a bad time.

I have done absolutely nothing today