OK, here we go... again.
I'm a down to earth, laid back kind of guy (but really, in internet profiling, who isn't?).
Things I'm good at:
Laughing those wide open laughs that people usually only see in print ads.
Using high pitched tones when speaking to animals. (because it helps them understand better)
Holding in farts
Things I'm not good at:
Saying "No" ...FYI, this is not an invitation to date rape me. I'm referring to situations that are more in line with:
YOU: Hey, you wanna see Ann Coulter speak at the local University?
ME: Not especially, but OK... I guess?
YOU: I'm stuffed. You want to eat this entire Big Mountain Chocolate Fudge cake from Black Angus Steakhouse?
ME: Yes. Yes, I do.
Things I like:
Pens with ink
Pencils with erasures
Being in a warm bed on cold a morning
Things I don't like:
What I’m doing with my life
Here's my stock answer for whenever my mom lobs this same question at me over Christmas dinner: This green bean casserole is delicious! Did you use extra onions?
I’m really good at
Besides all the stuff I listed above, I'm also really good at sleeping in. I'm to sleeping in as Michael Phelps is to swimming. Where are my gold medals?
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. That I'm a person? that I have brown hair and
straight teeth? That I like to wear button down shirts and jeans? I
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Authors: Amy Tan, Wally Lamb and David Sedaris, George R. R. Martin
Favorite Movies: The Color Purple, The Joy Luck Club, The Hangover, Pride and Prejudice, Lord of the Rings
Favorite Shows: Community, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Jessica Jones, 30 Rock
Favorite Food: Anything. I will eat anything and I will eat it twice.
Here's a random fact: Growing up, I ate rice with every meal.
The six things I could never do without
Ugh. I don't know whether to be literal or creative with the answer to this... How 'bout I mix it up.
3. Mountain Dew
5. Michael Fassbender
6. My cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to write a punchline.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saving the world. Or eating a chicken pot pie. It's a toss up,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when it's really cold, I'll let my cat sleep under the covers with me.
You should message me if
Message me if you enjoy having fun and laughing. I'm all for that
shit. Who doesn't enjoy laughter and fun?? ...Hitler, maybe. Yeah,
don't message me if you're anything like Hitler. I don't think we'd
hit it off. Mussolini, maybe. Hitler, no.