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grimm47

36 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly), German (Okay), Yiddish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My life is a hilarious series of comical setbacks which fits my optimistic outlook-- if nothing else, they make great stories later for a laugh. I'm scary smart-- I'm not in-your-face arrogant (in fact, I'm quite self-deprecating), but I am who I am, I can't really help it. It makes me a little quirky/eccentric. If you're looking for vanilla, that's not me. I'm John Galt-esque. I'm fascinated by people in general, but find that 95% (96.34 to be exact) are fairly predictable. Thinking (not parroting), questioning (not paraphrasing) and wit (not being, um, not witty) are too rare. [stares off into the distance with a "thousand mile", wistful look]. I dislike "things": what you own owns you. My hobbies are hiking, camping, riding my motorcycle (ninja 650r), the Redskins (glutton for punishment), soccer, bikram yoga, brazilian jiu jitsu/mma, theorizing on the universe, and fixing up my house.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my dream job: the people are brilliant and my goal is to change the world (well, part of it at least).

1) experience everything*
2) engender happiness
3) kill mediocrity
I’m really good at
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making people laugh. just wish it was more intentional sometimes. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my smile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Smart. Funny. Curious. Beautiful.