I don't know how to put this, but I am kind of a big deal...I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Mmm mahogany.

Oh wait, that's glade scented oil, my bad...

Beating boredom to death!

Putting words on a screen, and trying to get my computer to understand it.

Taking stuff apart, and sometimes being able to put it back together. I swear I am not on meth(what is that buzzing sound).

Parallel parking, it's almost an art form in this city.

Not getting a hangover from drinking. Do you need some peanut butter with that jelly?

That depends entirely on where you notice me at:

While driving:
Watch out!

Walking:
Big steps maybe some head bobbing and hand waving, to my electro set( yeah that's right, I am kind of a dork and I just don't care).

If at a meetup:
Trying to engage everyone at least once. Not to mention people get this weird impression you know everyone there. An attempt to obtain non stop conversation.

Favorite kinds of music:
Techno: for anything physical
Classical: for thoughtful actions
Everything else except country and rap.

All types of games.

Spicy foods!( I have had the ghost chili pepper, now it's time for the genetically engineered scorpion pepper)

Sci-fi and fantasy novels, especially the ever rarer sci fi fantasy.

All types of movies and everything except for reality TV(oh how I hate reality TV)

Anything specific? You'll just have to ask.

Science! - It's just awesome, that's why.

My workout routine - To sate my narcissistic tendencies. Although I admit I lose several minutes of time in the bathroom for some unknown reason.

Bacon - one of my favorite meats of evil. It's amusing how many bacon flavored things are out there.

My computer - my life's blood, and my strongest weapon against boredom!

My phone - My second strongest weapon in the battle against boredom.

Un-congested freeways - cruise control was invented for a reason, people.

Why so serious?... just put a smile on your face. How to have fun with everything.

Jeopardy: This is the question to the answer of 42.

Why are there so many square tables?

Murdering boredom in one of many of ways.

Dancing and/or jumping around, and drinking at a club or bar, it's such a great workout( the dancing, not the drinking). Did I forget to mention I have zero skill... yes, well... I still don't care.

I hate square tables. Those evil corners... They are out to get me!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

If you want to be an accessory to the murder of boredom:)

Must be open minded and not take yourself so seriously.