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47 East Alton, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 22
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a self-made thousandaire that loves to travel the world on a corporate jet. I travel coach to be among the common folk, it's good to see how the other half lives. I make thousands annually in the newspaper business. Newspapers are the next big thing.

I'm unattainable.

UPDATE: I was recently with a long-time friend, (that's her head I cropped out.) I told her I've been on this site for like 7 years and have had one date. She read my profile and thought it was hilarious, but women that don't know me will think I'm "fucking crazy." SO BE IT! hahaha
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Scamming babes on okcupid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
These questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The barn door is wide open.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Facebook, Face/Off, Face the Nation, Faces, Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's half a dozen things I couldn't do without, I couldn't possibly name just six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why this profile isn't working. Words? Nailed it. Photos? HOT. Can't be me, has to be you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a) crying
b) masturbating
c) both
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was looking at your boobs. Not when you saw me, the other times.
You should message me if
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If you're interested, because I won't message you first. You receive too much attention on this site as it is and it has gone to your collective heads. I won't be ignored by all of you damn fine pieces of ass!