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gritmonkey

38 Auburn, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I was born in the Year of the Dragon. Grrr:) I enjoy cooking and experimenting with different recipes. I enjoy taking pictures, and subscribe to the motto that you can never take too many pictures (thank god for digital cameras). I love plants, and my home would look like a jungle if it could (and has in the past). I'm not very materialistic, but I would rather buy an item of quality that would last forever than a cheap item that breaks. Unfortunately, the are no nanomachine impregnated self-healing fabrics yet.

I like building things, and watching shows where they build things. I like reading children's books. Whenever I would help my mother sort books in her classroom (2nd grade), I would go fairly slowly because I would keep reading nostalgic or interesting books.

I'm laid-back, and like any sort of humor, macabre, inappropriate, childish, slap-stick, you name it.

My vocabulary exceeds my spelling ability, enough that sometimes the bloody spell-checkers fail me. But I'm not bitter, bloody well never.

I enjoy animals, and am kept by a black cat that goes by the name Snark.

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."



I am irreverent, jocular, and homunculus*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for a job on the west coast at the moment. My 2-3 year goals are to start a musical instrument and/or take voice lessons, to learn Japanese, and to visit Japan.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This strange oblong object sitting atop my shoulders. Yes, as shocking as it may be, people can't help but notice that I have a head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a)Books: Dr Seuss is a genius, Vlad Taltos Series, Cryptonomicon, Diamond Age, Snow Crash, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings series, Pip and Flinx series, Amber series, Browse my library at Librarything

(b)Movies I'm up for watching anytime: 5th Element, Blade Runner, Casablanca, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Desperado, El Mariachi, Goonies, Hard Boiled, Highlander, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mulan, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Princess Mononoke, Raiders of the Lost Arc, Ronin, Spirited Away, The Black Cauldron, The Fellowship of the Rings, The Matrix, The Princess Bride, The Return of the King, The Shining, The Terminator, The Two Towers, The Usual Suspects,

(c)Music: A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, Depeche Mode, Franz Ferdinand, Golden Earring, Led Zeppelin, Live, Metallica, Mother Love Bone, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Ping Floyd, Queen, Scorpions, Screaming Trees, Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, The Beatles, Tool, Yoko Kanno (Lithium Flower, Inner Universe)

(d)Foods: Thai, Indian, Chinese, Sushi, Pizza, Mexican, Chocolate, Ginger, Green Tea, Bacon

Anime: Aishiteru ze Baby, Berserk, Bleach, Cowboy Bebop, Crest of the Stars, Fruits Basket Full Metal Panic, Gallery Fake, Gankutsuou, Ghost in the Shell, Hellsing, Hundred Stories, Last Exile, Maria-sama ga Miteru Spring, Princess Tutu, Shura no Toki, Witch Hunter Robin, Yugo Negotiator,XAM'd, Pumpkin Scissors,

TV A-Team, Babylon 5, Highlander, Law & Order Criminal Intent, Lexx, Night Court, Red Dwarf, Stargate SG-1, The Prisoner, The Red Green Show, The Simpsons,Torchwood,Dr Who,Dexter,House,Bones,CSI,Firefly,Carinvale,Monk,Pysch,NCIS,Life

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that six is not a prime number. On the other hand, I will answer with 1, because its even better than a prime number.

1) This lumpy object atop the shoulders. Yeah, I agree, not very funny. I think it tries to hard, or something. Besides, you can't laugh without your head, and how funny is that? Decapitation is no laughing matter!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, technology, traveling. Native plants. My next edit to my profile. Traveling to New Zealand. Getting my bearings in Irvine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My first Friday night in Irvine is coming up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*Formed from the elemental fury in a static discharge to a brass doorknob by the great imp of perversity theorized by someone whom I will look up latter. Or maybe it was that spaghetti deity, I was too young to remember.