I fall into your undoubtedly shifting versions of "handsome". (You dare question a bunch of obscure literary figures?)
I like moonlit nights and long walks on the beach. I also like knitting and making sweaters of kittens. (Ed: Don't you mean "for" kittens?)
Umm, yeah, for kittens.
I'll eat everything you make me and tell you how delicious it is. Unless you're vegan, which means that your food has no life and I will always tell you it sucks that there are no animal parts in there.
Sometimes, honesty gets the better of me (says the guy with the dead poets profile pics), but ladies like honesty, right? Right? (*crickets chirping*)
I've dated girls who:
Are afraid of water
Are afraid of aliens
Are afraid of men (long story)
Are afraid of baby carrots
Think "pancakes" is a swear word
So, if you have a neurosis you'd like to introduce to me, I'll get to know anything at least once.
Oh, and don't believe everything you read in a dating site profile. But you already knew that, didn't you?