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24 M Brandon, FL

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A little about myself? I was born in the blistering cold of Maine. Raised by bears and... Wait, wait, wait a minute that's not entirely true. I was actually raised in the confines of Brandon, FL. I know right? What do you want to hear? I grow hair in unfamiliar places and sell comic books. Before you go off saying NERD ALERT! You may realize that I can be a pretty cool guy. Or at least that's what I tell myself on a daily basis whenever I look in the mirror. I'm just kidding. All my mirrors are broken from when I stand in front of them, get it? Because I'm ugly. That's a lie to. I'm pretty good looking for a girl. That's what my mom tells me, I wonder if she'll ever realize I grew up a boy.

By the way did I actually tell you anything about myself? No? Yeah, I do that. You know the whole rambling thing. I'm 24. I can also be shy? Yeah, this whole thing with making the first move? Let me just say, I'm mildly terrible at it. I'm also a lumberjack, part-time. I enjoy big hearty breakfasts and I'm relatively smart, relatively.

Did I mention that I love Cyclops? Scott Summers for life! Just kidding. However, I grew up with the X-Men.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing? That's right. Read More Comics. I'm a manager there, as of recent I'm a P.A. for the Tony Robbins Company. I do that stuff all the time. Yes, I read comics. Yet, if you want to get into a argument over the X-Men. Prepare to die. Too much? Yeah, prepare to hear a lot of bro love for Cyclops.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self-loathing, narcissism, and pole dancing. One of those is false.

I'll even throw in "making you laugh" as one of them. I can do that. With my jokes and all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My plaid, eyes, and/or gorgeous canines. No, no not my dogs. I don't have those.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
See I don't know if you want to read all this. Let's do this anyway.

Music: Foo Fighters, Lenny Kravitz, The Black Keys, Justice, Jamiroquai, My Morning Jacket, Wilco, The White Stripes, Black Moth Super Rainbow, The Appleseed Cast, Pedro The Lion, The Racontuers, Neil Young, Madlib, Mf Doom, The Roots, Mos Def, Funkadelic, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Herbie Hancock, Earthless, Earth, The Flaming Lips, The Get Up Kids, Fela Kuti, Trombone Shorty, Moderat, The Sufi's, Destruction Unit, Demon Queen, The Wild Feathers, Nine Inch Nails, 30 Seconds to Mars, Brand New, Modest Mouse, Saves the Day, Alice in Chains, LCD Soundsystem, Pearl Jam, The Shins, Deer Tick, Old 97's, Superchunk, The Hold Steady, Jimmy Eat World, Stone Temple Pilots, Hot Chip, Booker T and The MG's, and we'll leave off with Portugal. The Man.

Can one person have too much love for Lenny Kravitz? Is it just me? Oh... Your silence is resounding...

Movies: Batman (1989), Alien, Iron Man, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, The Indiana Jones trilogy, Easy Rider, Batman Returns, Reality Bites, High Fidelity, Empire Records, Robocop, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Raising Arizona, Burn After Reading, The Fugitive, and Apocalypse Now.

Shows: 24, The Office, Chopped, Good Eats, Lost, Californication, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, and 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Scrubs, House of Cards, The Newsroom, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Nightly News with Brian Williams, Catfish: The TV Show, and Girl Code.

Books: My books come with pictures. Uncanny X-Men, All New X-Men, X-Men, Thor, Ultimate Spider-Man, New Avengers, Superior Spider-Man, Animal Man, Swamp Thing, Batman, Batman & Robin, Catwoman, Fatale and Saga.

Food: I'm fat. Yeah, I eat a lot of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pabst Blue Ribbon, Chick-Fil-A, Slim fit Jeans, Plaid, X-Men comics, and records.

Let's make it seven and say Cyclops. He's the coolest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome Cyclops and his team of X-Men are. The X-Men from the early 1990s are the greatest. Go blue team!

How awesome the 90s were. I grew up reading X-Men comics. I can't help myself.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with the two best friends any dude could ask for. Getting drunker than you and dancing my ass off. Or Until I fall on my ass from the drinking and dancing. You decide for yourself.

Doing shots of Gentleman Jack and vomiting behind a dumpster. JUST KIDDING! It only happened once. I'm normally drinking alone in a bar. Wait. That only happened twice. Hell, it varies.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Certainly not my privates!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find me interesting? If you're looking for distant penpals I warn you beforehand that I can't actually write. If you want an activity partner I only go out during the hours of 5pm-7pm. Every other Thursday. For those wanting casual sex... I have a laundry list of diseases... Okay just two. Just kidding I don't have any as of January 2008. Thats not true either. I have none.