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26 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I recently had to fill out something for thanksgiving about what I'm thankful for. Everyone wrote down family and good health, I wrote down cop drama and ice cream. I feel like this summarizes me up quite well.

Anyways, from a month long trip to Greece to take pictures of cats and mountains and still adjusting to not having plastic bottles of wine at arms reach. Recently moved to DC from Toledo.

You can usually find me at some terrible bar with some friends hanging out. I'm into music and own a set of drums, but I haven't been able to play in ages thanks to various living situations. I have finally had the time to start going to shows again though, which is awesome.

I also lived and worked in Greece at some point before and love to travel in general. I'm a pretty big football and hockey fan too, and as painful as it is to watch them sometimes, I go to St. Louis every season to catch a Rams home game. Unfortunately the pizza is usually better than the football. lol

Tl;Dr: I like cats and adventure.

What I’m doing with my life
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Got sick of a somewhat less than fulfilling life in Toledo and packed my stuff in a car to find work and start new in DC. So far so good.

Currently though, I work in administration at an area English school and am mulling over the options of graduate school

I also have impromptu dance parties through my ground level office window with strangers walking past. My coworkers that walk past my door tell me that I should stop doing this though.
I’m really good at
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Being loud. Awkward conversation. Jumping out of moving vehicles. Brewing one hell of a brown ale. Shenanigans. Making Wookiee sounds through paper towel rolls. Random road trips. Assuring people Ouzo is good for them. Telling inappropriate jokes. Being extremely sarcastic. More awkward conversation. Cooking huge meals. Speaking in broken foreign languages. Drawing on napkins. Ending up at random parties... Typical stuff.

I was also told by a hostel worker once that I'm awesome at drunkenly getting around cities in the dark of the night, so I guess I'm good at that too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, loud, and sarcastic. I seriously seem to get progressively louder as the night goes on. I also find inappropriate stuff hilarious when it shouldn't be. Oh, and supposedly I sound just like Seth Rogen. I'll let you decide if that's a good thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book(s) is the Sweet Tooth series of graphic novels.

Music: Brand New, Bayside, Chromeo, Grimes, I See Stars, HORSE the Band, Silverstein, Nekrogoblikon, BMTH, Senses Fail, A Static Lullaby, Protest the Hero, Jamie's Elsewhere, Enter Shikari, SKSK, A Life Once Lost, Saosin, Alexisonfire, From Autumn to Ashes, In Flames, Soilwork, ADTR, Sybreed, Escape The Fate, The Used, Pierce The Veil, and Endwell.

Movies: Evil Dead trilogy, Dune, They Live, Star Wars

Shows: Any sort of cop drama, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bob's Burgers, Superjail, and Tim and Eric are all amazing shows. Also, just recently introduced to Doctor Who, but I love it so far.

I love Greek food in general, but I also eat more sushi than I probably should.

Favorite video game of all time would definitely be Bucky O' Hare for the NES. That game was the shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My beard (currently on vacation), a good stout, music, gimmicks, exercise, star wars shaped fruit snacks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How warm and functional beards are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at a bar and wondering how much chest hair I should show as I slowly transition into my mid thirties mustache phase.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dance like the Goombas from that elevator scene in the Super Mario Brothers movie.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't get mad if at some point I drunkenly try to show you my collection of random cat pictures I took in Greece. You can show me your cat pictures too. It'll be super romantic.

If dive bars that have 80's movies playing sound like your thing, we'll probably get along.

If you claim to know shyriiwook you've already won my heart.