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grneyedkitten

34 F Overland Park, KS

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pretty much lived all up and down the eastern seaboard from VA to CT and back, though most of my time has been spent in the NY metro. I have always had a strange aversion to American Apparel and find hipster kitty hilarious.
I like to think Im kinda a creative intellectual, without the art or degrees to prove it. I love to explore and go on adventures, including but not limited to boating of any kind (kayaking, canoeing, yachting whatever) and camping. I love to cook and try new restaurants, especially ethnic food (Im from Jersey so italian doesnt count as ethnic).
I don’t feel the need to rule the world, just explore it. The list of places I want to see before I die grows weekly. I wish I had the cojones to drop everything and backpack for a couple years, but…no.
I love history, I’m especially drawn to pre-Columbian American history and pre-war Europe. I like to envision my life as a cross between Casablanca and Indiana Jones – adventurous yet glamorous… yea, I have an active imagination.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance social media marketing/advertising guru for small businesses (always interested in new clients :) ) and searching for my next adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A fake french accent - fabulous for pretending to be a tourist wherever I go (except France...or Canada), making people smile, giving advice, accessing my deep well of random trivia, I seem to be the goto for all my friends with relationship issues, french toast, hiding my imense geekiness...Also? Tetris. I frikkin kick ass. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I dunno, girls seem to like my hair, I get a lot of lips/smile compliments, got "nice cheeks" once (in reference to my face...I think), Im also pretty short ...

And I must give off a "nice" vibe since strangers start conversations with me almost every time I leave the house (I secretly really like it :) )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly crap. Stephen King, Dean Koontz stuff. I try to class it up with a little Chuck Palahniuk, Dashell Hammet or HG Wells, but it always goes back to the throw away paperback. I have been getting into archeology/anthropology based thrillers lately...but there's not a ton to choose from so I'm almost out lol.

Movies: Chocolate, Princess Bride, Labrynth, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Serendipity, Half Baked, Death to Smoochy, Willy Wonka (the first one, though I am partial to Tim Burton), John Waters oeuvre, classics like Funny Face and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes...

TV Shows: Criminal Minds, Lost, Bones, House, Angel, The History Channel, HIMYM, NatGeo, Psych, Parks & Rec, Doctor Who, and my ultimate guilty pleasure Supernatural. No reality TV though, it's all just too stupid for me.

Music: Frank Sinatra, Nirvana, Jill Scott, John Legend, Alicia Keyes, Soundgarden, The Who, Peggy Lee, Eric Clapton, Oasis, Beck, Mos Def... Im pretty eclectic.

Food...Im an equal opportunity muncher. comfort food, exotic meats (mmm gator!), high brow foodie combos, ethnic food...Just started eating seafood about a year ago, so I still have a lot to explore there :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cozy bed
Adventure
A furry friend
Non-furry friends
Good Food
My hour a day at the gym (It's a newish habit, and Im quickly becoming addicted to the endorphin rush)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to settle into a leisurely life of travel, preparations for the coming zombpocalypse...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ha! "Typical"!

The internet. Lets not lie to ourselves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cant ride a bike. Never learned. Pity me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need a little adventure in your life, but aren't against a night on the couch. Must appreciate ethnic food.

One thing - I'm very socially liberal. I believe everyone should have the right to love who they want and I definitely believe in evolution and climate change. I tend not to get along with people who define themselves as socially conservative. I could give a f*** what your fiscal beliefs are :)

Also - please be a gentleman. I think this profile makes it pretty clear I'm not looking for a one night stand or friends with benefits, so please don't contact me asking if I "want to bang". If you do, I'll probably tell you off. Fair warning love!