That's the 5 second version.
I'm that guy that answers his phone at 3am because you need help desperately and don't know who else to call.
I'm also the guy that'll lend you a few hundred dollars so you can make the rent.
But most importantly, I am who I am -
A passive geek: I love wireless technology but I'm more likely to be found partying with friends or going on an adventure. I'll update and maintain my expensive toys around Tuesday night at 11pm. I've been seen at NoiseBridge in SF but also at Kinky Salon.
Unpredictable amorous behavior: I love sex but go through dry periods where it doesn't interest me (ah, the joy of being in my 40's).
An indecisive foodie: I often can't decide what to eat when I'm hungry... and often nothing sounds good.
A partier: Enthusiastic about going out but sometimes get caught in the couch vortex of watching a movie for the 50th time and enjoying a freshly packed bowl.
Duality... my entire life.