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My self-summary Propose an edit

I used to think I was crazy but after encountering the true lunatics, I now know I'm just weird. I laugh, I eat, I dick around, I shop, and I laugh entirely too much, even when it hurts.

I'm not necessarily friendly; a person would never say, "That grokbot, she's so nice, isn't she?" However, I'm not an ass and I do my best to be respectful. Real reserved, real moody, and damn goofy. Laughter is my answer to everything, even death. Some people have God, I have beer and action flicks.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Up until this week, I knew---educating the masses. Now, I'm a hot, confused mess.

Update: Apparently, I was put on this wonderful planet to watch anime, eat and surf the net all day. Who knew? My life is so meaningful.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

... most things, unless they require dexterity.

... telling who the crazies and really dependent people are. I usually disappear into thin air.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My demeanor. I'm kinda cantankerous despite the fact I'm only 29. Honestly, people, I'm really a sweetheart (with a silvery tongue).

After that, it's probably my fabulous sense of style. I am that person who must look presentable when going to the CVS in the middle of the night. If that annoys you, keep it moving.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books - Sci-Fi and AFAM Womanist Lit, think Toni Cade Bambara and Toni Morrison (I know, I know)

Movies - Those where things blow up, people are mangled until they resemble bloody sacks of skin, and asses are kicked. Archetypal hero epics (Fist of Legend/The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly). Flicks with zombies or other undead personages. Schmaltzy BBC drama. Ridiculous, slightly inappropriate comedies.

Music - Mostly hip hop from the period spanning 89-96. Funk/R&B hybrids, Blues/R&B hybrids, Disco, House, Soul, Creepy Electronica, Choice Alternative, Early Metal, Uncategorizable Melodic Slightly Operatic 70s Rock.

Food - I love it all, especially fatty meats and starches. I'm also big on sauces and sweet baked goods. I also like beer, mostly the snooty, slightly annoying shit-sorry. Lately, though, it's been either a big-assed burger from Kuma's or eel.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. Medium-done Burgers
2. Barbecue Sauce
3. Desserts
(Yes, there is a pattern. Yes, I am greedy.)
4. Cable
5. Shopping
6. My Car

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

... the next break in monotony.

... my next trip to the grocery store. Do I want Crunch Berries or Honey Graham Ohs?

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

... watching Monk, Psych, and Adult Swim in that order.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I'm not. I'm hella reserved.

You should message me if Propose an edit

... you're hilarious and kinda strange.

I find that I must qualify strange. I do not mean i-may-poach-you- in-flavorful-liquids-and-feed-you-to-my-myriad-house-pets strange but people-have-been-known-to-give-me-a-sideways-glance-but-screw-them-i'm-great strange.

Thanks.

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