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groovechildx

34 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hey guys. Just moved to LA from SF. Looking to meet some new people and see where it goes from there. No pressure. No expectations. Nice to meet you all.

I get asked what my racial background is quite often. My mom is Filipino, my dad is Turkish.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Three artists sit on a park bench. A sculptor, an architect, and a hair stylist.

"Watch this," the sculptor brags. He throws a stick off into the distance. The dog comes back with the stick, breaks it apart and rebuilds the statue of David in perfect proportions.

"That is nothing," says the architect. He throws a stick and his dog fetches it, returns, and breaks up the stick, only to rebuild it into a perfect scale model of the Eiffel Tower.

Unimpressed, the hair stylist scoffs.

"Oh really?" The sculptor says. "What can your dog do that's so special?"

The hair stylist says nothing and just throws that stick.

His dog snorts a line of coke, fucks the other two dogs, and calls in sick the next day.

I'm a hair stylist though that's definitely not how I identify myself.

I also like to over eat and dance around. ESPECIALLY at the same time. Do you do a "food dance"?

And any chance I get to run around outside I take. Desert, mountain, forest, beach, or fields. Throw in a bonfire and I'll bring the s'mores. Long camping trips? Yes please.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
How do people answer this question without sounding like they're blowing themselves?

I'm good at getting noticed.

Often times, I'm not looking for attention, but I've realized that people are drawn to others who live their lives freely and happily. If I'm dancing around, cracking a joke, doing an awful rendition of "Faith" by George Michael in karaoke, or just killing time at work, I'm going to have the time of my life while I do it. People notice that...and I've just started noticing others noticing it as well.

Happiness is a choice and it seems as if people have forgotten that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is currently this lavender/silver thing that's, like, "so in" right now if you follow the ridiculousness of fashion. That tends to get noticed first. Then I tell people it's natural.

"Oh you know, it just runs in the family."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not refusing to fill this out because I'm lazy or because the list is soooo long, but mostly because I feel like this is the type of stuff good conversations are made of...

But I will say I'm currently reading "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay" and it's awesome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ability to dance to good music
Laughter
True happiness
Sharp wit fueled by intelligence in others
My memory foam mattress
Boners

It's like a really bad poem.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about food a lot. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one. And then I think about sex and how I wish I didn't have to chase it. And then my focus dissipates into things like sunny weather, how much money I have, and why am I not having more sex?

Truth be told, I'd like to go out on dates and roll around naked with a cute stranger like any other warm blooded gay human in this town, but I'm ready for more. Guess it just comes down to finding someone who is worth the time and who thinks I'm worth their time. Then we can spend some time together and have more sex.

So I think about sex. Maybe I should have skipped this answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...not having sex. HAHAHA... Oh my goodness, I'm sorry; I couldn't resist the joke. Is anyone even reading this?

Honestly, going to bed at a reasonable hour and having a productive morning is way more appealing to me than an eventful evening. I also work on Saturdays. Wah wah. Wouldn't mind if my next Friday night involved some cuddling with a cute boy, but that's just me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've admitted some pretty private things in this profile already. I think I deserve a free pass on this one.
You should message me if
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...you actually want to meet in person. Your pictures and witty text are entertaining. Face to face conversation is more fun...and sexier.

I'm no bitch; I reply to everyone, so take a chance.

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