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groovybruce

54 M Woodland Hills, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
First and formost I'm an artist, and all that goes with that. I'm creative, compulsive, intense, passionate and pretty left of center. Im a Libra, on the cusp, and though I don't put too much stock it that, I do tend to see all sides, weigh all issues and have a hard time making up my mind sometimes. Other times, I might startle you with a passionate decision. I'm originally from New York, but have called California my home since '88. I,m 5'7", folically challenged, but cute as all get-out. My mustache comes and goes - you can tell me which look you prefer - but it will still come and go..
I used to be a New York pseudo-intellectual, but too many years baking my brains in the Cali sun have burned that out- I still appreciate intellegence but I also just wanna laugh and have goofy good times with someone. How about you?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a maniac monster maker living my dream in the madness of Hollyweird. I've been a professional prosthetic makeup artist for 25 years.I'm very career oriented and have many a grand plan for world conquest. I am always working on side projects that will further my art and vision - however all work and no play makes jack a very dull boy - so I wanna play and am looking for a playmate.
I like full, lusty, lively ladies who can hold their own and rock my world
I’m really good at
That's for me to know, and you to find out(!)
The first things people usually notice about me
my undeniable cuteness. (you betta recognize!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is a tough one because my tastes are VERY eclectic.
BOOKS: Geek Love, I'm Losing You, Pet Semetary, A Christmas Carol, The Somnombulist, Drood, Jmes Ellroy, Joyce Carol Oates, Cory Doctorow, Octavia Butler, Lovecraft, Poe, etc, etc...
MOVIES: I love something in most genres but Horror/Sci-fi is my main dish! Insidious, Alien, The Haunting (original) Night of the Living Dead (original), Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Santa Sangre, the list goes on and on,,,
I also like oddball movies like: Super, EraserHead, Wild at Heart, El Topo, Synecdoche NY, Warrior of the Wastelands, From Hell it Came, Holy Mountian, etc, etc.
Comedies: Marx Bros., British Humor, The Invention of Lying, Black Dynamite, Pee Wee's big Adventure, Superbad, Cedar Rapids, etc, etc.
Oh, and Dramas, Too!
SHOWS: I like a good spectacle - any Cirque du Soleil show, La Reve in Vegas, I love plays, I love good acting and storytelling, stagecraft, good musicals, Classic Car Shows, The County Fair, Theme Parks, Rockabilly fests, Blues, Outdoor Music....
MUSIC: ALL OVER THE PLACE - Theivery Corporation, Daniel Johnston, Radiohead, Cee-Lo Green, Airborne Toxic Event, Jill Scott, Doves, Elbow, David Byrne, Nortec collective, Parliment Funkadellic, The Ghastly Ones, The Ventures, Trip-Hop, Surf Guitar, 70's Soul, Post Psychadellia, Brit Pop, 80's ...oh, and Frank Sinatra and Patsy Kline too
FOOD: Last but not least! I LOVE BREAKFAST - in all it's forms. I love Sushi, Thai, A Great Burger, Indian - I love to discover new restaurants! FOOD = GOOD!
The six things I could never do without
Truly I think we could do without most things we surround ourselves with. I don't want to be glib, but here goes:

My eyes. My Hands. My Brain. ART, Books, Red Wine, a loving touch.
not necessarily in that order.....................
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I'm going to be when I grow up
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no "typical" friday night. I like to go out to dinner and talk, or an art opening or art walk, A concert or show, or stay in and play board games and watch a movie in front of the fire with some red wine... I'm not a party animal that needs to be out just because it's Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You're gonna have to work for this...!
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're being honest about who you are. Your pictures are not from 10 years ago. You want adventure with someone different from the normals. If you are curvy, vivacious, passionate and have a love for the arts living life to the full then get in touch.
Wallflowers, Conservitives, Coupon Collectors, Stick Figures and Frauds NEED NOT APPLY