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groovychild

41 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a northerner out of place in the south. I came here because I heard the streets were paved with gold, but, I found out they were paved with chewing gum. Just like everywhere else!

I work in the dream factory that is TV..it gives me nightmares.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Curing my acid flash backs with Gaviscon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Busting rhymes with a 92% accuracy, I think that technically means I'm illing!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My phenomenal, conversation stopping boobs, or, my boners! They're random, and indiscriminate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nice list baby, you're hot!
Nobody ever messaged me with that as an opener.

TV: Pays the bills.

Books: I hate to admit it but, some folk are widely read. I'm very thinly read.

Food: When I cook it is brown and hot.

Music: My collection is the best and I will mock yours. You'll mock mine and we'll have a fight. We'll then make up and my collection will still be superior.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I live on a boat, you'd be surprised what you can live without. If you don't use it on a weekly basis then you don't need it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You baby, do you feel alone at night?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shaving a monkey and pretending it's a woman?
Watching goths explode?
Tweaking with Miley Cyrus?
Lost?

Tell me if you see me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have sex anymore, I prefer sherry.
I've named my bicycle Ruby.
If I like you I'll re-answer all my questions and lie so we're a better match.
You should message me if
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