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groovychild

41 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a northerner out of place in the south. I came here because I heard the streets were paved with gold, but, I found out they were paved with chewing gum. Just like everywhere else!
What I’m doing with my life
Curing my acid flash backs with Gaviscon.
I’m really good at
Busting rhymes with a 92% accuracy, I think that technically means I'm illing!
The first things people usually notice about me
My boners! They're random, and indiscriminate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't be arsed with this shit. It won't make me any more attractive will it? I mean, have you seen me? How could it?
The six things I could never do without
I live on a boat, you'd be surprised what you can live without. If you don't use it on a weekly basis then you don't need it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is internet dating the best way to meet women? Or is it the more old fashioned way, hanging around by the canal late at night?
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Goths explode?
Twerking with Miley Cyrus?
Lost?

Tell me if you see me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have sex anymore, I prefer sherry.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've read my profile, you can't un-read it. What are you going to do about it?