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36 Miami, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 11
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Very often
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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im a bartender/artist. although thinker would have to be my main occupation. i mainly concern myself with beauty and goodness. spend most of my time laughing at peoples gluttony and materialism.

I am honest, perverse, and sensitive
What I’m doing with my life
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i bartend to pay the bills and paint to keep my soul from withering, but theres a novel brewing somewhere in here too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drunken wit/wisdom.vegetarian cooking. making drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
seriousness. eyes. sense of humor. large gluts lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books; any richard dawkins, early ayn rand, carl sagan, e.e.cummings, aldous huxley, anais nin, henry miller, . . . etc
movie; any Lynch, Doom Generation, True Romance, Fargo, Garden State, Pans Labrynth, etc. . . .
music; Portishead, Thievery Corporation, Bjork, Dead Prez, The Smiths, Mozart, Jimmy Smith, MMW, Spam All Stars, Suenalo Sound system, Elastic Bond, Erykah Badu, Fiona Apple, Elefant, Peaches, etc . . .
tv; californication, walking dead, breaking bad, dexter, true blood, weeds, flight of the conchords, little britain, bill maher, top chef, etc. . .
food; Im vegetarian so i love tofurkey and textured vegetable proteins of all sorts lol. most of my caloric intake is indubitably liquid in nature so ill list my favorite there too. vanilla soymilk, newcastle, grand marnier, crown royal, ginger ale. . . .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
female adoration

although ive done considerable stints without many of those lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the oneness of the universe. beauty. the exploitation of the weak by the strong. gluttony. greed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
toiling behind the bar. . . or so surprised to be lucky enough to be off that i have no idea what to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ask and ill answer.
You should message me if
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portishead gives you goosebumps. you dont think im crazy yet. you get e.e.cummings. more is always better.

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