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grumpusbumpus

30 Chapel Hill, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a geek who's pretty good at pretending not to be. I love learning new facts. I love travelling. I tell people I often feel like butter spread over too much bread. I have a lot of interests, and there are never enough hours in the day.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently finishing up my graduate degree in Information Science at UNC - Chapel Hill. I'm sending out resumes and looking to start a career in Information Technology, because I think information systems are fascinating and important.

I have an undergraduate degree in ancient and medieval history. I've worked as an archaeologist, a handyman, and a video game tester.

I've traveled to Italy, Greece, Germany, France, Switzerland, and the Netherlands Antilles, and I can't wait to go overseas again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, travelling, learning, board games. I would not call myself an expert at anything, but there are many things I'm pretty good at. I can code, build websites and databases, excavate an archaeological site, play racquetball, play soccer, mountain bike, juggle a hacky-sack, play guitar, play mandolin, play a bodhran, sing, paint, sew, repair my car, bake, draw, camp, backpack, drive a manual transmission, play pool, and translate Latin.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a firm handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
Consilience, 1984, Foundation, Cold Mountain, The Lord of the Rings, A Song of Fire and Ice, Scientific or Technical Non-Fiction, History
Shows
As a rule, I don't watch TV. I do appreciate the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, however.
Movies
Anything Historical, Anything by Kurosawa, Kubrick, Coppola, Stone, or the Coen Brothers, Anything with Anthony Hopkins, Daniel Day Lewis, Robin Williams, or Patrick Stewart, Good Science Fiction, Bad Science Fiction and Horror
Music
The Decemberists, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Ratatat, The Black Keys, Infected Mushroom, Deadmaus, NIN, Vivaldi, Holst, Tchaikovsky, Everyday Animals, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Tim Eriksen, John Williams, The Flaming Lips, Ronald Jenkees, Radiohead, Jefferson Airplane, Eminem, Ludacris, Hank Williams Sr.
Food
I eat everything. I appreciate good food, be it fancy, healthy, refined, natural, organic, delicately-flavored, or home-cooked, but I will also eat bad food, be it un-classy, bland, unhealthy, etc.

*Listing favorites causes me conniptions. I feel torn between offering up a statistically insignificant sample size, or exposing people I don't know to a core dump. That being said, I can't decide which case the above represents. By the way, if you can't abide by this kind of explanatory aside, we probably wouldn't get along.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Food
2) Water
3) Exercise
4) Nature
5) People
6) Variety
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, technology, game design, web design
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I might be in a car, riding to another state to set up tents and camp out for the weekend.

I might be sitting around a table playing a complicated board game with several of my friends.

I might be in a bar, drinking a dark beer, and talking about politics, technology, or women.

I might be watching a terrible movie with a group of friends in order to make fun of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own medieval armor, and I've been training in competitive medieval combat for 10 years.
You should message me if
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you would like to talk, meet for coffee, go for a hike, or go out for drinks.