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30 Mechanicsville, VA Man


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  • Ages 21–45
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:45am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an artist who's neither laid back nor chill in any form. Depending on the day and the company I'm with I'm either loud and blasting forth barely coherent ramblings from my voice hole, or cuddling up to someone talking about art and creative pursuits and the beauty of cracked highways and graffitti'd downtown buildings.

The rest of the time I'm simply absorbing information, making art, or mainlining quality animation.
What I’m doing with my life
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Been doing that whole being an artist thing for a good while now. It works more or less. Though it's not quite a dependable lifestyle and revenue source yet. Working on that.

In the meantime I work retail, take on freelance art commission and design jobs, and do my best to create the art end of things for the Voodoo Walrus webcomic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a Psychic Art Wizard

Listening. It's how I actually get to know people. It's a lot easier to get to know someone if you're willing to just listen to what they're saying instead of waiting for your turn to talk or the chance to try to debate a point with them.

Apparently I make delicious chicken parmigiana.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The top hat gets noticed first. Then the sketchbook. Then they often realize I look like someone they know and assure me that they know my clone or some such thing. Sorry no. There's just a high percentage of white guys trundling about out there that are a bit on the heavy side, descended from a Mediterranean/Western European mix, wear a lot of dark colors, and maintain the moustache-goatee combo.

That... or there are many other Grymm's out there, all making sure never to actually cross my path because they know that as Grymm Prime, I would first attempt to enslave them into helping me make more art faster, or failing that, go all Highlander on them and attempt to slaughter them and absorb their Grymmish essence into my own, thus becoming a more powerful version of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Johannes Cabal: The Necromancer, Stephen King's Dark Tower series, the Discworld series, the Russian urban fantasy Night Watch series, Sandman Slim, Ender's Game*, John Dies at the End, almost anything by Warren Ellis including Transmetropolitan (Spider Jerusalem is my hero) and Crooked Little Vein, Rant by Chuck Palahniuk, and Battlefield Earth is a guilty pleasure**.

*Yes. I am aware of what a bastard the author is, doesn't change my enjoyment of a book I've owned since childhood. In fact, he has the exact kind of personality that deserves to be hit by a bus of rabid badgers and then defiled by hideous deep sea monstrosities. But that fact remains that Ender's Game actually gave me something to relate to as a child no matter what a weapons grade douchecanoe the author is.

**Yes yes. I know Scientology this, L. Ron Hubbard that, but all made up religion insanity aside, I find it to just be a fun read about Scotsmen being badass and obliterating an intergalactic empire with nuclear warheads.

Music! Glorious music:
Mike Doughty, Steam Powered Giraffe, Natalia Kills, Better Than Ezra, Foster the People, Amanda Palmer, Emilie Autumn, NiN, Snow Patrol, All American Rejects, Snow Patrol, Finger Eleven, Dezeray's Hammer, Amanda Palmer, David Bowie, Fiona Apple, Collective Soul, Soundgarden, Muse,Mindless Self Indulgence, Garbage, Funeral Suits, Electric 6, Manson, Eve 6, Of Monsters and Men, Mountain Goats, Foster the People. There's others too, but seriously, let's not get ridiculous with this list. Most recently, I'm playing, replaying, and grooving to Awolnation and loving them a little too much.

Food! I'm a recovering picky eater:
I use to side pretty heavy with chicken, Italian, Chinese and seafood. Recently I've been expanding my palette with various other things though.
My complete aversion to sushi is a nuisance though considering everyone I know thinks its the greatest thing ever and each of the dozen or so times I've tried different bits from different places it's tasted like what I'd imagine the dirt on a pond floor would taste like or completely tasteless with a gag reflex inducing texture.
That said, I'm still perfectly happy to venture out with people to get sushi, just as long as I can partake in maybe a nice fried rice or lo mein dish while they sate their sushi craving.

I'll always love the first Ninja Turtles movie and the Ghostbusters movies. And the two Addams Family movies from the 90's will always, always, always be offerings that will never cease to entertain me. Oh, and the Iron Man movies. Also Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Hellraiser, Scott Pilgrim, and anything that allows Nic Cage to be at his Nic Cagiest such as Vampire's Kiss.

Shows, mostly of the animated variety:
Steven Univere, Venture Brothers, Invader ZIM, Gravity Falls, Motorcity, Daria, Scooby Doo Mystery Inc, The Critic, Regular Show, the first Avatar series, Adventure Time, the new Ninja Turtles.
There's not too much I'm fond of outside that realm. I've found I enjoy Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Sons of Anarchy, but not enough to bother with watching television to see them. I can wait for Netflix to get new episodes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The various sundry things I need for creating art. Be it my hands, computer, paper, and/or various pens.

-People to cuddle with be it platonic or otherwise. It's calming and relaxing.

-Really that's it. Everything else is just the usual boring overly literal answers. You know the ones: "Friends, shelter, food water".

-Access to a good chicken parmigiana is important though. Be it having the ingredients on hand to make it myself or knowing a good place to obtain the dish.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way the human brain works when interacting with others.

That gender is bullshit and preconceived gender roles is extra bullshit on top of the balderdash cake.

How technically the essential "Me" is like a tiny incorporeal pilot seated in the front of my skull experiencing existence by way of this huge, ungainly meat machine that lumbers around and does less than optimal things sometimes. Just crashing and stomping around like an idiot while tiny essential me just face palms and wonders who the fuck calibrated the controls on this thing and why its functions are nearly impossible to customize/control.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, drawing, or losing time by way of browsing tumblr. Unless there's the possibility of venturing out with fellow meatpeople and doing things. In which case, meatshenanigans take priority if possible.
You should message me if
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You just want to run amok in the dead hours of the night when all the sensible people are slumbering away.

Or if you just want to have ridiculous conversations that may or may not have any actual bearing on reality or possibility.

If you believe that there's more types of relationships that can exist between human beings other than just friendship, romance, or sex.