My name is Keith.
What I’m doing with my life
Living in Toronto for a little under two years now, I like it, want to see more. Trying to find out what I want to do etc. Normal 20 something stuff.
I’m really good at
Telling widely offensive jokes, but getting away with it...sometimes. Being a feminist (or ally, depending on your literature). Hugs. Consuming Chocolate. Growing a beard.
Making it rain. HaHaHa. No.
The first things people usually notice about me
Fair skin, hirsute (but not overly so), height sort of (trite
really), and the ability to find humour in all things. If you get
offended easily you probably won't like me, and I probably won't
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This was huge a little while ago but left little in terms to chat
about, and if you can't talk about me what else is there? Joke, I'm
not that narcissistic, give it time.
Books: Pop up, colouring, picture, on tape, and books that I
Movies: Most everything except for the stuff I obviously
Shows: Breaking Bad bitch, and all those other good dramas.
Cartoons. Things that make me laugh. Shows that involve explosions.
Music: Stuff that sounds nice in my head. I really like the
National, Wolf Parade, Arcade Fire, and Broken Social Scene.
However, lots of junk catches my ear. Purity Ring, Austra, CFCF,
and the Japandroids have recently found a place in my heart as
Food: If it tastes good it eat it, even you shouldn't. I also like
grapes. Jaime Oliver has taught me to squeeze lemons on everything
I make, I have not been disappointed.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends, My brain, my health, chocolate (seems weird to
have this with health), and the internet and all its wonders.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, kind of dweeb in that regard. Etymology, okay I'm a giant
dweeb. Music and what show should I stream next. Cooking lately,
Jaime Oliver is the shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Concert or party, sometimes just drink with friends, working. Solo
drunk Netflix. Solo drunk Xbox. Solo drunk...drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love q-tips and the smell of the cloth-like band-aids. I have
never been stung by a bee. First time apartment hunting I was bit
by a possum on a bar patio. You'll have to ask about the other mind
blowing secrets I have on your own.
People who say "jif" rather than "gif" are not people you need in
You should message me if
You're willing to show me around the city and tolerate that I have
no idea where anything is. You are witty verging on bitch, I live