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27 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
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6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has cats
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My name is Keith.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in Toronto for a little under two years now, I like it, want to see more. Trying to find out what I want to do etc. Normal 20 something stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling widely offensive jokes, but getting away with it...sometimes. Being a feminist (or ally, depending on your literature). Hugs. Consuming Chocolate. Growing a beard.

Making it rain. HaHaHa. No.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Fair skin, hirsute (but not overly so), height sort of (trite really), and the ability to find humour in all things. If you get offended easily you probably won't like me, and I probably won't like you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This was huge a little while ago but left little in terms to chat about, and if you can't talk about me what else is there? Joke, I'm not that narcissistic, give it time.

Books: Pop up, colouring, picture, on tape, and books that I actually read.

Movies: Most everything except for the stuff I obviously hate.

Shows: Breaking Bad bitch, and all those other good dramas. Cartoons. Things that make me laugh. Shows that involve explosions. The NEWS.

Music: Stuff that sounds nice in my head. I really like the National, Wolf Parade, Arcade Fire, and Broken Social Scene. However, lots of junk catches my ear. Purity Ring, Austra, CFCF, and the Japandroids have recently found a place in my heart as well.

Food: If it tastes good it eat it, even you shouldn't. I also like grapes. Jaime Oliver has taught me to squeeze lemons on everything I make, I have not been disappointed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, My brain, my health, chocolate (seems weird to have this with health), and the internet and all its wonders.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, kind of dweeb in that regard. Etymology, okay I'm a giant dweeb. Music and what show should I stream next. Cooking lately, Jaime Oliver is the shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Concert or party, sometimes just drink with friends, working. Solo drunk Netflix. Solo drunk Xbox. Solo drunk...drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love q-tips and the smell of the cloth-like band-aids. I have never been stung by a bee. First time apartment hunting I was bit by a possum on a bar patio. You'll have to ask about the other mind blowing secrets I have on your own.

People who say "jif" rather than "gif" are not people you need in your life.
You should message me if
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You're willing to show me around the city and tolerate that I have no idea where anything is. You are witty verging on bitch, I live off banter.