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29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:52am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from Long Island, but I don't feel like I am. Most people I meet think I'm from New England or the Midwest or Canada.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to pay the bills. Playing every instrument I can get my hands on (latest: cello). Riding my bike everywhere i can. Reorganizing my bedroom quarterly. Watching crappy shows on netflix. Looking for kind, sensitive folks to spend my time with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking awkward pictures of myself. Functioning without adequate sleep. Public transportation. Learning new things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wanna say "my face because it's talking to them" or maybe "my beard because it's covering my face" but really, I don't know. The junk in my trunk?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sirens of Titan, The BFG, The Stranger, The Martian Chronicles, Into Thin Air, Player Piano

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Old School, Full Metal Jacket, The Deer Hunter, Wedding Crashers

Shows: Peep Show, Arrested Development, Archer, 12oz Mouse, Snuffbox, Six Feet Under

Music: I listen to an ever changing playlist with no discernible common thread. This week: lindstrøm, say hi to your mom, duck duck goose, fear before, the dodos, stanley brothers, deerhoof, colour revolt, mississippi sheiks, pile, a lot like birds, butthole surfers, siriusmo, mariachi el bronx, leonard cohen

Food: Everything (excluding pimento and cilantro) and I don't eat land animals. Indian. Peruvian. Tuna everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bourbon or whiskey or cheap red wine
Chayenne pepper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Communication, etymology, elocution, logic, installations I don't have time to make, melody, harmony, dischord, dissonance, efficiency, physics, what I'm going to learn about next.

Clever things to write in my profile that are uniquely interesting to me [and hopefully other interesting people].

Whether I should use parenthesis, brackets, or a semicolon when making a written side note (and whether side notes are useful or just annoying [and make me sound stupid]); potholder.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doin' stuff, usually
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm scared of spiders
You should message me if
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You want to share something (words, time, space, ice cream, etc.)