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gsxr687

27 Wilmington, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it to the fullest!
I’m really good at
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Jumping out of cakes!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not really sure but you can let me know what you notice first so then I'll know :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Basically anything that catches my interest, I am pretty random.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Opening a brewpub.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Please stop with the personal lap dance requests. I only do Batchelorette party's, birthdays (the one where I jump out of the cake with nothing but a banana hammock on), female only office parties, Avon parties, Halloween parties, Christmas parties, Tupperware parties, tea parties, and female sex toy parties.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just ask!
You should message me if
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Do not message me if you are a stripper, bartender, waitress, aspiring actress, Scorpio, or if you have implants....it never works.

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