Some random things about me:
I have the coolest and cutest niece and nephew ever and I'm proud to be their uncle - If I could only listen to one band for the rest of my life it would be Led Zeppelin - If I could only watch one TV show for the rest of my life it would probably be Seinfeld - I'm not really into video games but I'll kick anyone's butt at Guitar Hero (Do people still play that?) - I have a vast amount of odd trivia stored in my head so you definitely want me as your partner when playing Trivial Pursuit - I once accidentally mooned an entire soccer stadium - I would like to travel to Italy someday - I would love to find a girl who knows how to fold fitted bed sheets - I used to bodyguard celebrities - I was the spelling bee champ of the 7th grade (The word 'psalmist' still haunts me) - I hate grocery shopping alone - I will never have a fauxhawk, wear a pink shirt, or pop my collar - My favorite color is yellow - My favorite holiday is Groundhog Day - I still know all the words to 'Ice Ice Baby' - I never turn around to look when walking away from explosions (Ok, sometimes I look. Don't tell anyone.)
Some things I like:
Pasta - Motorcycles - Girl Scout cookies - Ikea - Funyuns - Good conversation - Trying new kinds of wine - Playing poker, bocce ball, cornhole, boardgames - Hikes in the woods - Drive-in movies - Amusement parks - Singing in the shower - Driving through large puddles - Bowling - Watching ghost hunting shows - adidas - Bonfires - Going to Cavaliers/Browns/Indians/Monsters games - New socks - Olive Garden - Dave & Buster's - Staying up late - Sleeping in - Breakfast at any time of day - Doing charity work - Imitation bacon bits - Trying new restaurants
Some things I don't like:
Country music - Loud cellphone talkers - Granny panties - Smokers - Seafood - Slow drivers - Nike - Mushrooms - NASCAR - Criminals - Beans (except for jelly beans and Mr. Bean) - Politics - Potato salad - People who say 'anywho' - People who wear Santa hats
Even if you're not interested in me, I hope I at least made you smile!