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gsxrtimm

38 Pickerington, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
University
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I recently moved to the Columbus area from the Akron area due to a job promotion so i'm still finding my way around. My GPS has become my best friend. I'm a sweet, honest, adventurous, intelligent guy looking for the same in a girl. Don't be afraid to ask me anything, no matter how strange or personal. You don't have to be shy. If you have a nice family, have never spent time in prison, and have an appropriate tooth to gum ratio, I like you already! But really what it all comes down to is finding someone who I can wake up next to every morning and no matter how messy her hair is and how bad her breath smells, I wouldn't change a thing about her. I'll just be sure to keep some mints nearby.

Some random things about me:
I have the coolest and cutest niece and nephew ever and I'm proud to be their uncle - If I could only listen to one band for the rest of my life it would be Led Zeppelin - If I could only watch one TV show for the rest of my life it would probably be Seinfeld - I'm not really into video games but I'll kick anyone's butt at Guitar Hero (Do people still play that?) - I have a vast amount of odd trivia stored in my head so you definitely want me as your partner when playing Trivial Pursuit - I once accidentally mooned an entire soccer stadium - I would like to travel to Italy someday - I would love to find a girl who knows how to fold fitted bed sheets - I used to bodyguard celebrities - I was the spelling bee champ of the 7th grade (The word 'psalmist' still haunts me) - I hate grocery shopping alone - I will never have a fauxhawk, wear a pink shirt, or pop my collar - My favorite color is yellow - My favorite holiday is Groundhog Day - I still know all the words to 'Ice Ice Baby' - I never turn around to look when walking away from explosions (Ok, sometimes I look. Don't tell anyone.)

Some things I like:
Pasta - Motorcycles - Girl Scout cookies - Ikea - Funyuns - Good conversation - Trying new kinds of wine - Playing poker, bocce ball, cornhole, boardgames - Hikes in the woods - Drive-in movies - Amusement parks - Singing in the shower - Driving through large puddles - Bowling - Watching ghost hunting shows - adidas - Bonfires - Going to Cavaliers/Browns/Indians/Monsters games - New socks - Olive Garden - Dave & Buster's - Staying up late - Sleeping in - Breakfast at any time of day - Doing charity work - Imitation bacon bits - Trying new restaurants

Some things I don't like:
Country music - Loud cellphone talkers - Granny panties - Smokers - Seafood - Slow drivers - Nike - Mushrooms - NASCAR - Criminals - Beans (except for jelly beans and Mr. Bean) - Politics - Potato salad - People who say 'anywho' - People who wear Santa hats

Even if you're not interested in me, I hope I at least made you smile!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rocket science, brain surgery, and quantum physics (whatever that is).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
freedom
my niece and nephew
my keurig
italian food
milk
gravity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what it would be like to date the girl in the Wendy's commercials. Would we have to eat at Wendy's on every date?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
attempting to navigate my way through this fine Columbus traffic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to watch Girl Code on MTV.
You should message me if
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Actually, let's do this: You should NOT message me if...
all of your pictures are of you in a bar.
all of your pictures are of you making kissy faces.
you're drunk and hanging all over guys in every picture.
you're giving the middle finger in your pictures.
you have extreme facial piercings and/or weird stretched out holes in your ears.