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41 Alexandria, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:32pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
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"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly"---Sam Keen

Hi. I'm Victor. Welcome to my profile. Feel free leave the guided tour and wander about on your own at any time. Most items on display are made of a Nerf or durable Wiffle material so by all means touch, handle and squeeze what ever you like. As we enter the photo room, the first thing you'll notice is that all pictures are quite lame...most being taken at arm's length by the subject himself during the artist's later "lazy period". Note that if you choose to meet me later i will not be assuming any of these ridiculous postures or poses unless for some reason we are at arms length at exactly a 67 degree angle. I apologize for the absence of our "shirtless blurry camera flash in the mirror" collection. It is currently on loan to the Corcoran Museum.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Protecting it from zombies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at plagiarizing advise from others. For instance, "If you're ever feeling invisible to the opposite sex just try going into one of their bathrooms". -- Sarah Silverman.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My large heaving breasts. Although, i have only myself to blame given the way I dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book: "Lying" by Sam Harris. I've always been a very honest person when expected (i.e., except when joking around, etc.) and feel that even small white lies are trust and intimacy killers. For instance, if I tell you your hair looks great but your friends latter ask "when is Don King expecting his wig back?" Then you have learned that you cannot rely on me for honest feedback. Harris explains that at the level of the brain lying causes us to form a lower opinion of the person we lie to. We turn loved ones into rubes in our own mind.

Favorite movie: "Play it again Sam". The dark rejection monologue given by the art museum girl and the subsequent ironic retort of Alan is comic genius. Go buy this movie on Amazon and thank me later.

Favorite Shows: Louie, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, New Girl, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock.

Favorite stand ups (all time): Carlin, Loius CK, Patton Oswalt, Greg Geraldo, Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies, Sarah Silverman, Joan Rivers, Pryor, Murphy, Cosby, Rock, Robin Williams, Red Fox....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Unsolicited emails from beautiful women telling me my profile made them smile.
2. Subsequent email banter with aformentioned beautiful women almost never leading to actually meeting up.
3. My suspicions that, contrary to her assertions, "partygrl857" in fact does NOT "exclusively date guys named Cheech".
4. My super-human ability to store bitter rejection and lonliness in my heart's left ventrical, the right then collapsing said heart down upon itself, compressing its dark contents into a tiny hate-diamond, which I can later transform into sarcasm.
5. Puppies
6. Lists comprising only five things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does the pope-mobile need bulletproof glass?

Why does broccoli taste the way it does?

Just how curious was "Curious George" and why don't any of his books involve an electric fence or a wood chipper?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Really bored...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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OKCupid would have you believe that I am "White", but actually I'm Caucasian... or more appropriately European American. The distinction is important since whereas "Whites" are generally known for seeking empire through enslavement and genocide; we Caucasians are content to simply hang out at Starbucks. That I am Caucasian, is evidenced by my willingness to pay five dollars in cash fiat currency for coffee...rather than forcibly trading smallpox blankets.
You should message me if
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If you are any of Zoey Deschanel, Liz Lemon and/or you absolutely positively can't make it another day without my arms around you ( i.e., you want a damn boyfriend).