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gtoffofmycloud

28 M Ann Arbor, MI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tamil (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'll probably add you to the 'Favorites' list and never get down to writing that first message. But I do wanna write to you. Go on and say hello.....cover up for my laziness)

A wise man once said "There comes a time in every man's life when you have to step back, Relax and gauge your market value". That wise man was ME, I was drunk and this is me gauging my market value.
I have a graduate degree in Aerospace Engineering and walk around calling myself a 'Rocket Scientist'. Sadly, I'm not working with rockets yet (apparently I look like I'll sell the secrets to North Korea) but I do work with planes, trains and automobiles everyday.

I would rather spend my life with a box of pancakes than see the same person everyday. There are places to see, people to meet and problems to face and I'll do it alone. Lions walk alone or at least that's what I took away from Lion King.

That being said, friends are pretty cool and meeting new people is too. I also teach salsa in Ann Arbor on Mondays.

I LOVE kids when they are other people's kids. I have heard multiple times that I'll be a great dad, so there's that. I'll be one god-awesome Math teacher someday, teaching em' all about math. And life. And how most math is pretty useless in life. And how algebra won't save you from a mad alligator. And how spinach will. And how improper grammar is fun sometimes.

I'm also a fake Indian. I can stand spicy food as much as Bobby McGee from Tuscaloosa.

I have two degrees but live out of suitcases and don't own much. I also move houses 2-3 times a year. Minus sleeping time, I have rarely spent more than an hour at home in months.
Vacations strictly mean outside the country and I would rather have three a year, see a dozen countries and live off ramen noodles for the rest than build the perfect kitchen, living room or garden. Never want to settle down or own a home or buy another car in my life.

So, go ahead and move along. I'm probably not the potential husband/boyfriend you were looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So every time the older generation has asked me what I'm doing with my life for the last 26 years, I've always said 'The more important question is what are YOU doing with your life?'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blowing my own trumpet, making planes (It's my job), chugging beer, finding my way through a new city in hours, rocking briefs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm brown!!!!!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Don't care much unless it's a rock biography! Used to read books until I realized there's a world to see out there.
Music - Rock n Roll' baby!!!! AC/DC, Queen, Rolling Stones, Zeppelin, GnR, Aerosmith, ZZ Top, Hendrix, Tenacious D, The Who, BB King, Billy Joel. A lot of glam metal too.
I'm woeful when it comes to current music.
Basically fuckin awesome, kickass, legendary pre-90's classic rock! Other music can suck it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A shaving razor (We Indians grow facial hair like grass in your 80 old neighbor's backyard)
- A job
- Benson & Hedges
- Beer
- Travel
- Shower (Very important since it definitely takes a shower for me to go from Chewbacca to charming)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?
If swimming makes you fit and slim, what about whales?
My next plane ticket.
Writing a children's book, preferably for 3-6 years old and with lots of illustrations of skinny elephants and insert 'you're adopted' somewhere in there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mostly not at home. Cabin fever erryday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't own a bed. I used to own one and a whole bunch of other furniture, tv, etc. Then I woke up one day, looked at all the clutter and decided to sell everything and live out of suitcases. I may just be the only Aerospace Engineer who can move out of a house and into a new one in under an hour.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
NOTE: I'm not a fan of traditional monogamous relationships. Jealousy doesn't have a place in my dictionary.
I'm in a wonderful, loving, open relationship.

I strongly believe in this: More love is never a problem but more hate is. The world is chock full of cool cats and I'm here to meet as many as I can. If you're more tuned to monogamous relationships, maybe the next profile would suit you better. If you think we would be good friends and still respect our different views on relationships, please say hello!

You think peace and human life take precedence over everything else. If you think just dissolving national boundaries and religions is the only way for peace! Basically if you're a religious/nationalistic nut, thanks but no thanks...I don't care how hot you are or how smart you are....Not my cup of tea!
Oh....also if you think airplanes are cool, children are amazing, dancing is good and beer is god!

So if I visited your profile or rated 5 stars and didn't write, it was probably because
a) I got the feeling you are not a fan of non-traditional relationships
b) I got mauled by a three headed racoon
c) I became a born-again Christian at that exact moment and online dating is a sin
d) I'm a complete asshole/I don't know beauty when I see it/I'm playing a game/I'm not that hot anyway
e) I'm too busy to write a well-thought out message and saved you for another day - in which case go ahead and say hello!
f) None of the above - Your profile told me you're looking for long term dating and I probably thought 'Gee! She seems like a hoot and half. Too bad she's here on a mission to find that special someone'