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guacman

25 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Username explanation: my bandmates made my profile, and they call me "guacman" because I'm always making guacamole. I've just been too lazy to change it, haha*

Originally from Maryland, I moved to NYC to go to NYU. Graduated with a degree in Literature. My passion is music and I want to spend the rest of my life doing it. I play bass and sing back-up in a band here in the city. I absolutely love playing and going to shows. I currently work as a talent buyer for Bowery Electric and am a freelance booking agent. Definitely into good food and conversation - but I'm always ready to hit the bars.

**I'm not really sure who decided that my "personality" is less artsy. Half my profile is about music!**
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
*shakes magic 8 ball* - Ask Again Later

...but actually, I book bands at Bowery Electric.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (take a look at my instagram feed for some of things I make), making people mixtapes, spoiling women that I'm interested in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't take myself too seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Great Gatsby, Slaughterhouse Five, The Things They Carried, Macbeth, Our Town, In Our Time, The Outsiders

Music: The Starting Line, Death Cab for Cutie, A Day to Remember, Mutemath, Jimmy Eat World, As Tall As Lions, Vertical Horizon, Underwater Tiger, Taylor Carson, The Fray, Acceptance, Maroon 5, Circa Survive, The Dangerous Summer, Yellowcard.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, The Hurricane, Memento, City Slickers, The Blues Brothers, Office Space, Inception, Enigma, Blazing Saddles

Shows: Scrubs, Friends, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Man v. Food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Wine, the Zagat Guide, Groupies (lol...just kidding) New York City Parks, Whitefish Salad from Zabars.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to make for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with my bandmates at a bar or relaxing at home with a movie and a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a redhead. And I may or may not have spent money to see "Soul Plane" in theaters...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have tattoos.
You're a huge music fan.
You'll let me cook for you
You'll do the paddle boat in central park with me

You understand and appreciate this joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0quUM-Nr2c

DON'T MESSAGE...
*If you don't have a picture. Call me superficial, but I tend to not be attracted to people with blank heads.