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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:09am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism and laughing about it
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Username explanation: my bandmates made my profile, and they call me "guacman" because I'm always making guacamole. I've just been too lazy to change it. My actual name is Zach.*

Originally from Maryland, I moved to NYC to go to NYU. Graduated with a degree in Literature. My passion is music and I want to spend the rest of my life doing it. I play bass and sing back-up in a band here in the city. I absolutely love playing and going to shows. I currently work as a talent buyer for Pianos and am going back to NYU for grad school in the fall. Definitely into good food and conversation - but I'm always ready to hit the bars.

**I'm not really sure who decided that my "personality" is less artsy. Half my profile is about music!**
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
*shakes magic 8 ball* - Ask Again Later

...but actually, I book bands at Pianos, and am going to grad school for music business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (take a look at my instagram feed for some of things I make), making people mixtapes, spoiling women that I'm interested in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't take myself too seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Great Gatsby, Slaughterhouse Five, The Things They Carried, Macbeth, Our Town, In Our Time, The Outsiders

Music: The Starting Line, Death Cab for Cutie, A Day to Remember, Mutemath, Jimmy Eat World, As Tall As Lions, Vertical Horizon, Underwater Tiger, Taylor Carson, The Fray, Acceptance, Maroon 5, Circa Survive, The Dangerous Summer, Yellowcard.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, The Hurricane, Memento, City Slickers, The Blues Brothers, Office Space, Inception, Enigma, Blazing Saddles

Shows: Scrubs, Friends, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Man v. Food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Wine, the Zagat Guide, New York City Parks, Whitefish Salad from Zabars.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to make for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with my friends/roommates at a bar or relaxing at home with a movie and a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a redhead. And I may or may not have spent money to see "Soul Plane" in theaters...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have tattoos.
You're a huge music fan.
You'll let me cook for you
You'll do the paddle boat in central park with me

You understand and appreciate this joke:

*If you don't have a picture. Call me superficial, but I tend to not be attracted to people with blank heads.