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gub2000

27 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
May 16
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I never take life too seriously, nor too lightly. The universe is a profound joke, and it's hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
Tying myself in mental knots.

Being professionally geeky.

Adventuring.

Making electronic music.

Fire dancing.

Having a quaint spot of tea with my inner demons (they're actually surprisingly friendly)
I’m really good at
Harnessing insanity. Spinning it into intricate webs around me.

Cracking myself up. I see more of myself than anybody else, so why bore myself?

Rubbing my computer until it begins to oscillate at just the right harmonics so that all characters in my imagination begin to dance illustrious tangos and tarantellas.

Hunting hipsters for sport (hardly the most dangerous game).

Being intentionally really pretentious.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ear to ear grin.

Cacophonous laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Neuromancer, Snowcrash, Lolita, The Master and Margarita, Catch 22, VALIS, Sirens of Titan

Music: Frank Zappa, Glitch Hop, Stoner Metal
Also most anything else.

For watching: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake!

Food: Skulls, Souls
The six things I could never do without
Music

Hot sauce

Cartoons

Fruit salad

Narcissism

Madness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nothing. Deep, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finding a delicate balance between raising the sun on the dancefloor, and wrapping myself in the warm cocoon of laziness. They're both good for their own reasons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I won a pie eating contest when I was 10 years old. It may have been my proudest moment.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You're not crazy, they're all the ones who are are crazy. You'll show them! One day, you'll show them... Etc.