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gub2000

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I never take life too seriously, nor too lightly. The universe is a profound joke, and it's hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
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Tying myself in mental knots.

Being professionally geeky.

Adventuring.

Making electronic music.

Fire dancing.

Having a quaint spot of tea with my inner demons (they're actually surprisingly friendly)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Harnessing insanity. Spinning it into intricate webs around me.

Cracking myself up. I see more of myself than anybody else, so why bore myself?

Rubbing my computer until it begins to oscillate at just the right harmonics so that all characters in my imagination begin to dance illustrious tangos and tarantellas.

Hunting hipsters for sport (hardly the most dangerous game).

Being intentionally really pretentious.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ear to ear grin.

Cacophonous laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Neuromancer, Snowcrash, Lolita, The Master and Margarita, Catch 22, VALIS, Sirens of Titan

Music: Frank Zappa, Glitch Hop, Stoner Metal
Also most anything else.

For watching: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake!

Food: Skulls, Souls
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music

Hot sauce

Cartoons

Fruit salad

Narcissism

Madness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing. Deep, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding a delicate balance between raising the sun on the dancefloor, and wrapping myself in the warm cocoon of laziness. They're both good for their own reasons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won a pie eating contest when I was 10 years old. It may have been my proudest moment.
You should message me if
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You're not crazy, they're all the ones who are are crazy. You'll show them! One day, you'll show them... Etc.