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  • Ages 22-35
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My details

Last online
Aug 25, 2013
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everyone on the freaking planet hates writing these things, and if you don't hate writing your "self summary", then you got issues. I enjoy hanging out with people who are smart enough not to take life too seriously. My closest friends have a great sense of humor, a bit of irreverence, and an unapologetic love of life.

People truly fascinate me, and I enjoy people who are different, people who are set apart from the norm. Everyone has a story to tell, and I believe that listening and basic compassion are lost arts. A life without regrets is a life not fully lived. I also love donuts and bacon... sometimes together. If you don't love donuts and bacon... you're probably a Communist and hate freedom.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now, I'm a family therapist and I enjoy what I do. To paraphrase, a Doctor friend of mine... In thirty three years of time and space, I've never met someone who wasn't important.

I do get a kick out of going into the homes of complete strangers and getting them to stop fighting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening to others, making inappropriate jokes, and enjoying the little things. Others tell me I'm good at being self-deprecating, but I think I suck at it. I can quote movies like a fiend.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my sense of humor... it's a bit strange, outspoken, and at times highly inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Lately I've been hooked on ZZ Ward, The Devil Makes Three, and Murder By Death.

I have too many favorite shows to mention but a few include: Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Entourage, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Pulp Fiction, Arrested Development, Dexter, Memento, Lost in Translation, Kill Bill, and Kurt Russell's The Thing.

My favorite book of all time has to be 'Where the Red Fern Grows'. I haven't read it in years, but I guarantee I would cry like a freakin' baby if I read it again. I also enjoy the Dresden Files, the Discworld saga by Terry Pratchett, etc.

Regarding food: I love food... give me all the foods!!! Also, have you tried Nutella hot chocolate!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family (including my dog), my friends, my regrets, my love of life, my appreciation of others and my self deprecating sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my hyper dog and why she's always looking at me and snorting. Seriously, she's doing it now... kinda creepy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing I do every night. Try to take over the world! (Pinky and the Brian quote for anyone out there)... google it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a therapist who drinks loose leaf tea and loves Radiolab. I also don't know how to ride a bike. I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!
You should message me if
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you love yourself some Joss Whedon and/or Louis C.K. Did I mention Radiolab? Go listen to some Radiolab.