I've had a wacky schedule since I moved here, and hence a weird go of it with dating. Things have calmed down a bit, and thought I'd give this a go again to see if I can find a nice guy out there. So there's that. Here's the rest of it.
It's almost like I can be a normal person now.
It's almost like I can sleep normal hours.
It's almost like I can shower every day.
Otherwise, besides feeling hella regular, I'm just cooking or writing all the time. That's really whats happening.
I used to play piano. I used to be a poet. I used to have long hair, then I had short hair, and now it's kind of in the middle. I've always been bad at grooming it.
-The Third Plate
-Cooking With Fire
-Blood, Bones & Butter
-lucky peach magazine
And other books I've liked:
-history of the world in 10 1/2 chapters
-wind up bird chronicle & Kafka on the shore
-amusing ourselves to death
-Tess of the d'urbervilles
I go on random binges into a genre, it seems, but some perennial rump shakers:
The Pixies, Wu-Tang Clan, Fleetwood Mac, Harry Nilsson, The Fugees, The Beatles, outkast, Kurt vile, Orchestral Manuevers in the Dark, of Montreal, Kate Bush, Laurie Anderson, and the sound of my beating heart.
Movies: I rarely watch anything twice because I feel pummeled by how many good movies exist. Even bad ones are good to watch. I wish I could watch movies all the time and I CAN'T.
The Godfather 1 is an all time fav, cool hand luke was a recent fave. One of my best friends had a terabyte of Hong Kong movies and a projector so I used to go over there and watch KUNG FU! What fun!
Ugh. Cheese. Cured meats. Fresh meats. Succulent breads.
I used to be the pie lady, so I like those, but tend to be picky. Indian food. Steamed buns.
Ice cream is the key to my heart.
Apparently I don't watch as much tv as my cohorts, 'cause everyone be like "OMG, how have you NEVER seen THIS show DUDE." And I don't know. I don't know how I haven't seen every show.
But I've liked:
Comedy bang bang, breaking bad bad. Mad men men, Garth merenghi's dark dark place, scrubs, twin peaks, naruto, pinky & the brain.
I don't watch too many cooking shows. People always ask that, so we can clear that up now. Or we can talk about it again. Either way is fine.
2. High quality cheese
4. Pretty dresses
5. Make outs
6. The Pythagorean theorem
-oh he's cute. I wonder if he laughs at 9/11 jokes. Wait, do I laugh at 9/11 jokes?
-9/11 jokes and their complications.
-why can't they make compostable cigarette butts
-would starting a cult make me happy
That's about it.
The coast is clear.
I'm wearing my leather.
Just hopped off of a bike.
It's made out of thoughts.
Interstellar, cosmic thoughts, hyping up an engine that'll fly faster than your sister's panties when Brad Pitt walks in the room.
Except it's 2045, and no one remembers who Brad Pitt is.
Because we're all busy eating each other's flesh because the meat industry has long collapsed and we've forgotten how to farm.
I was also on a puppet team for 6 years.
-you're funny, you're handsome, you're not scary and you like to have fun but care about safety precautions.
-you can teach me how to slaughter a chicken
-you like having a drink and making jokes, and know your way around Portland. I'm getting there!