"Some of my finest hours have been spent sitting on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see." -Thomas Jefferson.

I'm a nerd. I wear glasses.I read political science & history books for fun. I'm on twitter to tweet funny social and political shit. Check it out. @Guileofthegods. It's cool if we don't agree on politics or social issues. I'm interested in sharing our beliefs or even having fun discussions, but no yelling please.

I also enjoy normal things like going to the drive-in with a 6 pack & sushi, or going bowling, or watching TV & goofing around.

Apparently my personality says I'm "arrogant", but I PROMISE you I am NOT... most of the time...

Right now I'm attending college and working downtown at a law firm. It's pretty sweet.

Eventually I plan on going to law school & becoming a kick ass attorney. I want to work in civil rights law and work for an organization like the ACLU or NAACP.

Making people laugh in public

Explaining the show Lost

Discussing Ancient Astronaut Theory

Typing & texting the way I talk. For some reason this bothers some people

Referencing tv shows and movies at inappropriate times.

That I have a cute smile and a really great head of hair

Or that I'm wearing awesome sneakers.

And that I take lousy pictures

Books:
The Gods Of Eden, Chariots of the Gods, The 12th Planet, We've Never Been Alone, Supernatural, There Were Giants Upon The Earth, The Sign and the Seal, The Obama Hate Machine.

Movies:
Religulous, Blazing Saddles, Clue, Planet of the Apes (original), Up, History of the World part 1, Spaceballs, Silent Movie, Idiocracy, Chariots of the Gods, Ed Wood, Young Frankenstein, The Room, 21 Jump Street.

*I decided I have a movie bucket list. So this is a list of movies I want to see before I die in about 78 years. If you want to watch them with me, that'd be fantastic.
*The Godfather 1 & 2
*Gone With The Wind
*Casablanca
*2001: A Space Odyssey
* Rocky Horror Picture Show
More to come!

I also LOVE B horror movies.

Shows:
LOST, MST3K, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, Archer, Modern Family, Community, Ancient Aliens, Portlandia, The Soup, Daria, Real Time with Bill Maher, Rachel Maddow, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle!

Music:
Childish Gambino, The Slackers, The Aggrolites, Tim Armstrong, E-40, Teen Idols, She & Him, Sick Of It All, The Epoxies, Black Flag, Travis Barker, The Transplants, NWA, Rage Against The Machine, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, The Beatles, Public Enemy, Cypress Hill, Gov't Mule...

I also have a very guilty pleasure for 80's freestyle, like Cynthia, TKA, Stevie B, Cover Girls, Expose... yeah... sometimes on long drives my car sounds like a roller skating rink.

Food:
SUSHI!!!!

1. Kindle
2. Coffee
3. Car
4. Sushi
5. My best friend Alysha!
6. My left superior frontal gyrus. (This is the part of the brain that causes laughter)

Ancient Aliens...

How amazing of a lawyer I would be.

Why don't I have any fresh baby carrots & veggie dip?

How cool was Nickelodeon Studios?

This website would be so much more interesting if the girls on here were actually interested in chatting & dating, rather than just killing their boredom by wasting peoples time :)

If I have class on Saturday, I'm probably doing a weeks worth of reading. If not that, probably out somewhere with sushi in my mouth. Sometimes I'll even be with my family, but usually Sunday is family day.

I have a thing for nerdy girls. A big thing. The nerdier the better.

My favorite Amendment is the 1st, followed by the 5th.

I used to have 420 in my username, but took it out because people didn't want to talk to me because of it. But if YOU have 420 in your username, feel free to message me, I will definitely see it as a good thing.

I think I have a thing for women of color... Any color really, I don't discriminate...too often...

I like making talking points...

You're looking for a funny, smart, nice guy that you can actually talk to about real stuff. I selected all the options for WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR to answer the question "what are you looking for", & also cause I'm not picky.

I'm hoping to talk with and meet people who are cool, open minded, aren't boring, have good sense of humor, know how to keep a conversation going, or who can talk about ancient astronaut theory...

Be kind
please rewind