Hmm, where to begin...
I'm well-traveled/spoken/read and have a great sense of humor (at least I seem to think so... I'm constantly laughing at my own jokes, most of which are self-deprecating... They're funny, I swear!!).
I have a wide variety of eclectic interests, but given that I'm using this profile to look for friends with benefits, I thought I'd spare you all the self-aggrandizing spiel and simply be candid.
I'm very open-minded (read very kink-friendly; I switch), and am simply looking for someone who's interested in something casual.
I do indeed have a face (a cute one, I've been told), and would be happy to share photos if we're compatible, and before we meet in public for coffee/drinks to see if we've any chemistry.
FAQs (will fill in as time goes on)
Q: Are you aware of Fetlife, collarme, etc.?
A. Yes. I'm on both, this is another way of meeting someone to play with.
Q: Why aren't you taken since you're (fill in here)?
A. No idea how to answer that.
Q: Aren't you afraid of STDs?
A. Yes. I only have safe sex. No exceptions.