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25 Santa Rosa, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:05am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You ever think you know yourself and then when you're asked to describe it you're just kind of like "ummmmmm...."? Totally feeling that right now.

So let's see here, I think my favorite thing to do is simply making people laugh. I'm sarcastic and often the guy that just takes the joke to far, or says the most inappropriate thing possible just to get a laugh. I can be a bit quiet at first with new people, but as I get to know you you'll learn that sometimes I just don't shut up.

I'm very open and honest with people. I say what it is I mean, with no underlying crap behind it. Lying and being fake is just a waste of time in my opinion and life is to short to waste silly things like that.

I have a very small, very close group of friends who are very important to me and am hoping to find a lady to join us. I protect my own with everything I have, and truly have good intentions behind everything I do (ok like 90% of the time at least :P).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working two jobs, Merchandiser for 7up by day and pizza delivery by night, making up for stupid financial mistakes I made in my early 20's. So basically getting my life back together so I can move forward and play adult :P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well guitar, being a complete dork haha, art, writing, being a romantic and i love being creative.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 5'5, so compared to most I'm short, but I'm of the opinion it makes me a natural ninja! I fit in places other cannot! Fear your backpack! FEAR IT! lol idk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Avengers, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Amazing Spiderman, Zombieland, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Man of Steel, The Dark Knight, LOTR, The hobbit, Star Wars, I hope they serve beer in hell, Miss March, Kick Ass, Resident Evil, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Guardians of the Galaxy, X-men, V for Vendetta, The matrix, Saw,

TV: Supernatural, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Star Trek, Yu Yu Hakusho, DBZ, Bleach, Trigun, Devil May Cry

Music: Shokran, Lifeforms, Messhugah, Tool, Five Finger Death Punch, Periphery, Disturbed, Eminem, Between the Buried and Me

Video games: Elder Scrolls Online, Skyrim, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Soul Calibur, Devil May Cry, Halo, League of Legends

Other Games: Magic: The gathering, D&D, Betrayal at house on the hill, Cards against humanity

Food: Classic steak and potatoes guy, though good sushi is awesome too
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I day dream pretty often, imagining far places in fantasy worlds I have books about or perhaps even one I've made up on my own. What to do in case of the zombie apocalypse. How a were-dragon would work. and why it is I can't find manbearpig.

I've also tended to attract some friends who make bad life choices, so I spend a lot of time hoping they are ok and wishing I could do more to help.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working honestly, but when I'm not I'm usually hanging with the roomies, some friends, or just playing games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a hopeless romantic, always have been.
I wear my heart on my sleeve and care very deeply for those close to me. Sadly this has been abused in the past, and can be off putting to some.
You should message me if
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If you want to debate nerdy things like superheroes, comics, tv shows and movies. I would love to have a girl that would sit and play video games, cards games and stuff with me. I want someone who wants to join in my hobbies not just accept me for them. And vice-versa of course. :)
I know ultimately I want a real relationship, one day it'll happen, maybe its with you, but we won't know until we try right?