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gummygenitals

24 / M / Straight / Available

Portland, Oregon

His Details

Last Online
May 19
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a Southern gent from Louisiana, not so much New Orleans, but yea, I did rest my head there for a spell. I moved here 2 years ago. Of course I love it here, Portlanders are my kind of people, what with the tolerance, and belonging and acceptance. Southern hospitality is not as big of a deal as it's made out to be, just ask a minority.

I'm in a beautifully odd long distance relationship. I'm not looking for anything, by which I have no expectations. I hope to make real connections, romantic or platonic. If things click, then that's great, and hopefully we can see where it goes. I believe in low key dating, without putting pressure on myself or anyone else.
What I’m doing with my life
Definitely not "living it". I never figured out what I wanted to do when I grew up, so I decided to never grow up. I have my passions like playing music and writing which I find fulfilling. I guess what I'm really doing with my life is thinking. Thinking of the questions I want to have answered and the ones I want to be asked. How to do this and that. Is there a difference between nothing and everything.
I’m really good at
Cooking, sitting, eating, drinking, smoking,
Being awkward
Lulz
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut, Palanhiuk, Steinbeck, Huxley, Orwell, Bradbury, Graphic novels, Harry Potter, cereal boxes

The White Stripes, Freezepop, The Format, The Decemberists, The Dresden Dolls, The Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, The Unicorns, The Blow, Belle and Sebastain, Metric

I love all food. Seriously...
The six things I could never do without
Mountain Dew
Ganja
Beer
Books
Human Connections
Chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How does one person change the world? What would I change if I could?
I'm kind of a realistic idealist wanting social reform and global overhaul
I also think about sex and food...and not always in that order
On a typical Friday night I am
Being lame in the membrane with a bowl and beer watching Adult Swim.
But Fridays are my Monday's
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't care if you like me and I pity others more than they scare or anger me
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
You're ok with polyamory.
You're a red head. They are my kryptonite.
If you're a radical anything. I like to talk about people's beliefs.
You're positive, confident, and somewhat
emotionally stable.
You're down to cook.
You're a Harry Potter and/or White Stripes nerd.

You're not a jealous or insecure person.