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gunnbotmkiv

35 M Corvallis, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My personality type is "Meyers-Briggs is astrology for pretentious pseudo-intellectuals."

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

I love floating down the river with a cooler of beer and the hot summer sun winking off the water.

I love bundling up with a cup of coffee and sweats as the winter rain patters against the world outside my window.

I love sharing a smile, a laugh, and witty repartee among friends at the pub.

I love staying in with pizza and soda and delving in to a digital fantasy.

It's the contradictions that make life interesting.

I'm in an open relationship with Kelsinite
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school for Chemistry. Working in a Biomaterials lab. Playing Dreamcast games and drinking beers.
I rode my bike from Eugene to Corvallis, which was one of my summer goals!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying out new things in the kitchen and having them turn out yummy (I made for-realsies mac and cheese starting with a roux).

Painting small figures that represent giant robots.

Baking cookies.

Writing.

Playing Rock Band.

Telling silly lies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. It's not a perfect smile, but it is frequent and genuine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really enjoy well-crafted fiction of any variety. One thing that is a huge turn-off is when a person only enjoys "true stories." I think there is great value in creating a story, rather than only telling something that actually happened.

I've read a *lot* of SF. I love harder stuff like Ben Bova, Greg Bear, Larry Niven (even if he is a right wing nutjob), as well as the classics like Aasimov. Ursula K. LeGuin has a special place in my heart. Don't get me started on Heinlein, he's only ever written two good books. I also dabble in fantasy, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, etc. I can be overly-pedantic at times about the differences between fantasy and science fiction :D

I also enjoy a lot of 20th-century literature like Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Tom Robbins, and Joseph Heller.

Catch 22 is my favorite novel of all time.

As far as movies go, I grew up in the '80s and '90s, so I have a penchant for bad action movies with lots of one liners and explosions. Alien, Aliens, and Total Recall are probably my favorite movies. I also have a huge thing for the Coen Brothers though. I've enjoyed every one of their movies, from The Big Lebowski to Barton Fink. Their meticulous attention to detail in film-making is amazing.

Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Adventure Time

Amanda Palmer, Edward Sharpe, Amon Amarth, Jurassic 5, Blackalicious, At the Gates, Murder by Death, Muse, Wolfmother, and more!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter.
Intellectual engagement.
My computer.
My backpack.
My bike.
My cast iron skillet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The kinetics of bioconjugation reactions.

Sociological issues.

How to cook delicious breakfast foods.

Why people seem to get incredibly offended whenever their white/male/hetero privilege is simply shown to exist, let alone how they flip their fucking shit when it gets challenged.

Why facebook seems to think I'm a weightlifter, despite photographic evidence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are generally pretty boring for me. I get pretty tuckered out after a week of work and school, so it's generally a night in playing video games or watching Netflix.

While it would be nice to have someone to share that kind of stuff with, too, Saturdays are when the magic happens. I love going out to thrift shops, playing a game of disc golf, floating down the river with a growler full of something light and tasty, sneaking candy into a matinee at the Carmike, going out for beers at a dive bar or karaoke at the Peacock. I don't have any set routine, and don't want one, but I do like to have some fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a nuclear power plant operator (I got better).
I was the drummer in a garage band in Portland.
I wrote a semi-autobiographical short story that featured myself masturbating, and it was published by a webzine.

One of these three statements is a lie. Tell me which one :D
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what THAC0 means.
You'd like to go see a matinee or wander around in a used book shop, or play Scrabble over a cup of coffee/pint of beer.
You appreciate mathleticism more than athleticism.