I am handsome, retarded, and charming.
My Self-Summary
I live in hudson. I spent some time down south, but I decided to
return to this coldass tundralike state because im dumb.
I don't do too awful much. mostly i try to find work. thats a bit
slowgoing. the economy being fucked up and all. it was dumb of me
to quit my job but at the time it seemed like a good idea. recently
ive been working for a dude who does various things. i am a
subcontractor of sorts,so ends are almost being met. it aint really
a real job,but it keeps me in smokes and whatnot. i shovel snow,and
take town christmas lights. and flyer yuppie ass parts of saint
paul. might also wash some windows with dude since holiday light
and shoveling season is damn near done. either way,im happy that
homey needs my help.
i also read books, smoke, drink coffee,listen to mad amounts of
music and steal the neighbors internet. good times. when funds
allow it i like going out with my friends and getting way too
drunk.
I like music. I am constantly listening to something. My tastes
vary quite a bit. My favorites are Social Distortion & Mr.
Steve Earle. I'm very fond of punk and its various subgenres. and I
like metal a whole bunch too. and Johnny Cash. and various other
types of old country music. Americana Alt-Country type jive is also
nice. and some straight Gangster Rap. and Atmosphere. and
Creedence. and Hendrix. really I could go on and on and on about
music and how much I like it,but for the moment I'll spare you.
suffice it to say, I like that shit a lot. and lots of it,in all
types of genres.
I'm quite a reader. I grew up with no TV cause my old man is
crazy,so I learned how to entertain myself by reading at an early
age. I like lots of books. James Ellroy is on of my favorite
authors. I also like books about war,and books about crime,and
books about prison,and books about outlaw biker gangs. along with
other books about other things.
I like to walk around. Explore shit,go places. I like cigarettes.
They go well with coffee. I like boobs. My favorite color is
breasts. I like Jack In The Box,which unfortuntaly is not available
to me as i have left the south. The TA truckstop is my favorite
place to eat, not only because im white trash,also because theyll
hook you up with 2 cheeseburgers for the price of 1. its most
excellent.
I like going to concerts. i recently saw Green Day in nashville,and
steve earle in kansas. both shows were off the hook.
rock band is pretty awesome. and beer.
What I’m doing with my life
at this point,jackshit. when im not trying to find work i do
nothing. i hang around. im in crazy female recovery. thats my
excuse.
I’m really good at
drinking beer,smoking cigarettes,reading books,swearing,shoveling
snow,eating food,stealing music off the internet,stealing the
neighbors internet to steal music off the
internet,tetris,solitaire,rock band (on medium,cant quite grasp
that fifth button),pallet jacks,toilet brushes,putting things on
shelves,being rowdy,throwing the dick,and talking mad amounts of
shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
my huge muscles and good looks.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A)Rouge Warrior by Richard Marcinko.
B)Slingblade,Fear of a Black Hat,Platoon,Goodfellas,Casino and
Rescue Me on Fx.
C} Steve fuckin Earle,Social Distortion,Tupac Shakur,Iron
Maiden,Screeching Weasel,SLAYER,Nas,Guns N Roses,Youth
Brigade,Agent Orange,Adolescents,American Steel,Jimi
Hendrix,Creedence Clearwater Revival,Johnny Cash,Merle Haggard,Buck
Owens,Atmosphere,Aesop Rock,Eyedea & Abilities,Tom
Waits,Avail,Tim Barry,Ann Beretta,Hot Water Music,Strike
Anywhere,Lamb Of God,Mike Ness,Dio,Wretched Ones,The
Slackers,Skinnerbox,Stubborn All Stars,Code 13,The Murderers,Quincy
Punx,Bouncing Souls,United Super Villians,Defacto
Oppression,Assrash,Toxic Narcotic,Teenage Bottlerocket,Green
Day,Rancid,The Offspring,Supersuckers,Swingin Utters,One Man
Army,Dead To Me,Minor Threat,Black Flag,CH3,Biohazard,Sick Of It
All,Bob Dylan,Billy Bragg,Waylon Jennings,Justin Townes
Earle,Wasted Youth,Suicidal Tendencies,Subhumans UK,Strung Out,Dead
Boys,Heartbreakers,Ramones,Replacements,9 Shocks Terror,Warren G,88
Fingers Louie,16 Horsepower,Wu Tang Clan,Westside Connection,Watch
Them Die,Machine Head,Grimple,The Vacancies,Ugly Kid Joe,Too
$hort,Thin Lizzy,Testament,Megadeth,Metallica (the old stuff,im a
hater like that),Dead Nation,Sundowner,Lawrence Arms,Street
Dogs,Dropkick Murphys,Stiff Little Fingers,Choking Victim,Spring
Heeled Jack USA,The Mighty Mighty Bosstones,Less Than
Jake,Squrim,The Specials,Sepultura,Social Unrest,Soul Asylum,Golden
Smog,Sludgeworth,Slapstick,Ducky Boys and anything else Mark Lind
related,OLD A.F.I.(im a hater like that also),Acid
Bath,Descendents/ALL,and about 9 million other good
musicians.
D)Coffee,cheeseburgers,budweiser & marb reds.
The six things I could never do without
music,my family,my friends,coffee,smokes,and beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i try to think happy thoughts cuz im a positive fucker. doesnt
always work out that way. more often than not i dwell on the fact
that my life sucks right now. reckon itll get better though. it
doesnt really suck that much,really. it sucks sometimes,but as of
late,things have been working out well. not as well as id like for
them to work out,but well enough. better,much better than they
could be,and even have been. for sure. i am a positive
motherfucker.
On a typical Friday night I am
Everyday is Friday when you are unemployed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
2009 was the worst year in a string of shitty years.
You should message me if
because i rule.