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gunsnmayhem

27 / M / Straight / Single

Hudson, Wisconsin

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am handsome, retarded, and charming.

My Self-Summary

I live in hudson. I spent some time down south, but I decided to return to this coldass tundralike state because im dumb.

I don't do too awful much. mostly i try to find work. thats a bit slowgoing. the economy being fucked up and all. it was dumb of me to quit my job but at the time it seemed like a good idea. recently ive been working for a dude who does various things. i am a subcontractor of sorts,so ends are almost being met. it aint really a real job,but it keeps me in smokes and whatnot. i shovel snow,and take town christmas lights. and flyer yuppie ass parts of saint paul. might also wash some windows with dude since holiday light and shoveling season is damn near done. either way,im happy that homey needs my help.

i also read books, smoke, drink coffee,listen to mad amounts of music and steal the neighbors internet. good times. when funds allow it i like going out with my friends and getting way too drunk.

I like music. I am constantly listening to something. My tastes vary quite a bit. My favorites are Social Distortion & Mr. Steve Earle. I'm very fond of punk and its various subgenres. and I like metal a whole bunch too. and Johnny Cash. and various other types of old country music. Americana Alt-Country type jive is also nice. and some straight Gangster Rap. and Atmosphere. and Creedence. and Hendrix. really I could go on and on and on about music and how much I like it,but for the moment I'll spare you. suffice it to say, I like that shit a lot. and lots of it,in all types of genres.

I'm quite a reader. I grew up with no TV cause my old man is crazy,so I learned how to entertain myself by reading at an early age. I like lots of books. James Ellroy is on of my favorite authors. I also like books about war,and books about crime,and books about prison,and books about outlaw biker gangs. along with other books about other things.

I like to walk around. Explore shit,go places. I like cigarettes. They go well with coffee. I like boobs. My favorite color is breasts. I like Jack In The Box,which unfortuntaly is not available to me as i have left the south. The TA truckstop is my favorite place to eat, not only because im white trash,also because theyll hook you up with 2 cheeseburgers for the price of 1. its most excellent.

I like going to concerts. i recently saw Green Day in nashville,and steve earle in kansas. both shows were off the hook.

rock band is pretty awesome. and beer.

What I’m doing with my life

at this point,jackshit. when im not trying to find work i do nothing. i hang around. im in crazy female recovery. thats my excuse.

I’m really good at

drinking beer,smoking cigarettes,reading books,swearing,shoveling snow,eating food,stealing music off the internet,stealing the neighbors internet to steal music off the internet,tetris,solitaire,rock band (on medium,cant quite grasp that fifth button),pallet jacks,toilet brushes,putting things on shelves,being rowdy,throwing the dick,and talking mad amounts of shit.

The first things people usually notice about me

my huge muscles and good looks.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

A)Rouge Warrior by Richard Marcinko.

B)Slingblade,Fear of a Black Hat,Platoon,Goodfellas,Casino and Rescue Me on Fx.

C} Steve fuckin Earle,Social Distortion,Tupac Shakur,Iron Maiden,Screeching Weasel,SLAYER,Nas,Guns N Roses,Youth Brigade,Agent Orange,Adolescents,American Steel,Jimi Hendrix,Creedence Clearwater Revival,Johnny Cash,Merle Haggard,Buck Owens,Atmosphere,Aesop Rock,Eyedea & Abilities,Tom Waits,Avail,Tim Barry,Ann Beretta,Hot Water Music,Strike Anywhere,Lamb Of God,Mike Ness,Dio,Wretched Ones,The Slackers,Skinnerbox,Stubborn All Stars,Code 13,The Murderers,Quincy Punx,Bouncing Souls,United Super Villians,Defacto Oppression,Assrash,Toxic Narcotic,Teenage Bottlerocket,Green Day,Rancid,The Offspring,Supersuckers,Swingin Utters,One Man Army,Dead To Me,Minor Threat,Black Flag,CH3,Biohazard,Sick Of It All,Bob Dylan,Billy Bragg,Waylon Jennings,Justin Townes Earle,Wasted Youth,Suicidal Tendencies,Subhumans UK,Strung Out,Dead Boys,Heartbreakers,Ramones,Replacements,9 Shocks Terror,Warren G,88 Fingers Louie,16 Horsepower,Wu Tang Clan,Westside Connection,Watch Them Die,Machine Head,Grimple,The Vacancies,Ugly Kid Joe,Too $hort,Thin Lizzy,Testament,Megadeth,Metallica (the old stuff,im a hater like that),Dead Nation,Sundowner,Lawrence Arms,Street Dogs,Dropkick Murphys,Stiff Little Fingers,Choking Victim,Spring Heeled Jack USA,The Mighty Mighty Bosstones,Less Than Jake,Squrim,The Specials,Sepultura,Social Unrest,Soul Asylum,Golden Smog,Sludgeworth,Slapstick,Ducky Boys and anything else Mark Lind related,OLD A.F.I.(im a hater like that also),Acid Bath,Descendents/ALL,and about 9 million other good musicians.

D)Coffee,cheeseburgers,budweiser & marb reds.

The six things I could never do without

music,my family,my friends,coffee,smokes,and beer.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

i try to think happy thoughts cuz im a positive fucker. doesnt always work out that way. more often than not i dwell on the fact that my life sucks right now. reckon itll get better though. it doesnt really suck that much,really. it sucks sometimes,but as of late,things have been working out well. not as well as id like for them to work out,but well enough. better,much better than they could be,and even have been. for sure. i am a positive motherfucker.

On a typical Friday night I am

Everyday is Friday when you are unemployed.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

2009 was the worst year in a string of shitty years.

You should message me if

because i rule.